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send it back for repairs.(you forgot to press the button) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (you had flattened the battery by continual starting and stopping it to see if it would start... and stop) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (They do that sir) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (bad weather) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs.(time of month) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (wrong sort of snow on starter solenoid) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (A dog was living in your airbox) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (side stand down) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (supermarket fuel causing heaviness of the wallet) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (lack of BMW accessories) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (the dog in your airbox has given birth to 7 puppies ... and you know how a lactating bitch messes up the canbus) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs.(breakdown of overhead power line) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (breakdown of staff) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (weather not German enough) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (Too hot) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs.(too cold) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (too medium) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (brown sauce rotted through loom ... advised customer to get off vehicle at butty shop)When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (bluetooth interfering with customers pacemaker) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (customers pacemaker interfering with canbus) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (canbus interfering with canbus) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (canbus stolen by alien life form ... not covered under warranty) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (puppies in airbox have started chasing the cat and snapped off the lambda probe) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs. (wiring loom found to be for a 5 series hence the sunroof problems) When it breaks again, send it back for repairs (no fault found)