Petrol Flap not opening

[Arsey]

Good news. Why do they have to make something so mechanically simple so complicated with ever oints of failure - surely this is not progress. It's like having an answer to a question nobody has asked.

And do you know why BMW are building such unwanted shite into their new bikes. ONE REASON and one reason only !!!!!!.....................

 

[Nutty]

You fucking bastard

 

[Colm Cummins]

Servo brakes LOL

 

[jonnie comet]

You fucking bastard

.....I like him !!......

 

[JohnnyBoxer]

You fucking bastard

Bang to rights, fella

 

[Nutty]

Bang to rights, fella

That is quite an impressive photoshop of the life jacket!

Now, where can I get the BMW cutlery?

 

[JimVonBaden]

If you click on 'new posts since last visit 'all new posts appear regardless of which section they are in


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So, basically, you lack self control and have lost the ability to ignore threads that do not apply to you?

Jim

 

[Wreford Miles]

No but there's one in Valloire,10 minutes away.But the nearest BMW dealer is in Nice,a good few hours away !

You're not getting off that easy....


It would not have happened at the top of the Col Du Galibier because as you say there is no fuel station. Therefore your original post should be labels as 'shit stirring'

Good Morning

 

[Nutty]

You're not getting off that easy....


It would not have happened at the top of the Col Du Galibier because as you say there is no fuel station. Therefore your original post should be labels as 'shit stirring'

Good Morning

Arsey doesn't shit stir, does he?

 

[SteveM]

From the top of the Galibier is it possible to free wheel to a petrol station?

 

[Wapping]

From the top of the Galibier is it possible to free wheel to a petrol station?

If you Google up videos of loons freewheeling (engine off, gearbox in neutral) assorted motorcycles down the canyon roads in California, you'll see that it's not quite as simple as you might imagine. Fun but not for the faint hearted.

 

[ahutcheon]

From the top of the Galibier is it possible to free wheel to a petrol station?

I was on a bicycle, so I freewheeled down to a patisserie. But I think there was a petrol station just along the street.

 

[WindyChuffer]

Keyless steering lock and fuel flap are bike imobilisation incidents just waiting to happen....

...unless there is a means of easy manual override which I doubt is in place.

Good luck you brave fellows with keyless jiggery pokery !

 

[fredaroony]

Keyless steering lock and fuel flap are bike imobilisation incidents just waiting to happen....

...unless there is a means of easy manual override which I doubt is in place.

Good luck you brave fellows with keyless jiggery pokery !

I posted it earlier in the thread about takes about 3-4mins to get it open.

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

And do you know why BMW are building such unwanted shite into their new bikes. ONE REASON and one reason only !!!!!!.....................

Easily the best reason for coming in here since this section started, it also reminded me of how much like a penis Nutty really is, or is it a Minion, I shall think about it whilst walking the dog tomorrow
Thanks Arsey

 

[Norfolk Tiger]

Easily the best reason for coming in here since this section started, it also reminded me of how much like a penis Nutty really is, or is it a Minion, I shall think about it whilst walking the dog tomorrow
Thanks Arsey

 

[Malcvtr]

Is using a key to release your fuel cap such a chore that we need an electro-mechanical "labour saving" device to do it instead?

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[Nutty]

Easily the best reason for coming in here since this section started, it also reminded me of how much like a penis Nutty really is, or is it a Minion, I shall think about it whilst walking the dog tomorrow
Thanks Arsey

You're the height of a minion, so have first hand knowledge.

 

[carrera2]

Is using a key to release your fuel cap such a chore that we need an electro-mechanical "labour saving" device to do it instead?

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My thoughts too. Although riding an RT recently, it was lovely to be able to hop off the bike and refuel without having to use a key. It definitely felt more of a novelty than an essential though.

 

[Jacal]

I have a TV with buttons on but I use the remote which sometimes has a mind of it's own and goes for a walk. The cooker has a switch that lights the gas maybe I should start rooting through the drawers looking for matches. The car as leckie windows, anybody know where I can get some handles fitted.

Don't know if Nutty looks like a "penis" but I do know there's a few on here that's not as useful