Phonetic Alphabet

[Hookster]

So there I was on my lunchtime run when, for reasons I don't understand, I started thinking about the way in which the phonetic alphabet has become dated. I think I got as far as 'Foxtrot' before I thought to myself the yoof of today wont get it at all unless they watch Strictly Come Dancing.

That lead nicely onto trying to think of a modern replacement for Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta.

I got as far as ASBO, Bling, Chav, D'oh! before I got stuck.................

 

[Fanum]

Asbo
Bling
Chaaarnt
Dogger
Emo
Fekk
Geezerbird
Happyslap
Innit
Junky
Kewl
Langer
Milf
Nonce
Offy



er.......

 

[Thunder]

Asbo
Bling
Chaaarnt
Dogger
Emo
Fekk
Geezerbird
Happyslap
Innit
Junky
Kewl
Langer
Milf
Nonce
Offy



er.......

Plonker

 

[Fanum]

Plonker

Quick ............
Roger's (a) Silly Tosser

 

[Thunder]

Quick ............
Roger's (a) Silly Tosser

Touche

 

[Hookster]

Quick ............
Roger's (a) Silly Tosser

Roger can't be right, it's already in the old one int it?

Racialist

Slapper

Tosser is a must

Uncle (possibly in a South Park sense)

 

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