Pictorial technical and highly complexical turorial. Cruise control

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Following the lead of other technical gurus. And reminded of the fact that not all of you guys know one end of a spanner from a bog brush, I have, in my own time, prepared this photographic tutorial to enable the softest handed among us to perform this highly technical procedure.
Now, to settle nerves a little, I can assure you that there is no blood or peanut products shown in any of the images.

If you keep your bike outside, you can omit steps 1&2.

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First step is to aproach the door, remembering to select the right key. Turn anti clockwise to open

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Switch the light on. You will need sufficient illumination for this task.

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Take a minute to ponder your task, and maybe 'risk assess' before starting.

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Place new part securely on a shelf. Ignore the tool in the picture. This is too technical for you, and may confuse the unwary.

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If you have access to tools, select the hexagonal one which fits snugly in the bolt hole at the right hand end of the handlebar. This is the side which the cruise control fits.

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Insert tool into hole ensuring a good fit. You might want to wear gloves for protection against blistering of your lily white hands.
Turn tool anti-clockwise until the bolt comes out of the hole.

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Pull black thingy off end of handlebar. Warning - this part is heavy. Toes are delicate. Place old part in BRB (bling removal box) for refitting when you sell your bike.

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Place new part on the bit where the old part came off.

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Refit bolt and tighten in a clockwise direction till it doesnt move any further then put a little more pressure on the tool to prevent loosening whilst in use.

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Stand back and admire your handiwork and feel proud that you have done something that doesnt involve computers/pens/paper or assistance.

Next I will show you how to change the clutch plate on your 1150gs.
 
Is that your Spannering Wig? As I don't have one of them, should I ask my dealer to do it?
 
my shed doesnt have a paddlock:nenau

You need steps 0.1 to 0.4 inclusive:

0.1 Go to a big shop that has "B&Q" written on the front of it
0.1a Buy padlock from this shop
0.2 Return home
0.3 Fit padlock to shed
0.4 Move away from shed

Now go to step 1 of Den's guide. :thumb2
 
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<MARQUEE> TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOLKS FOR PART TWO OF THIS THRILLING SERIES......."FIXING THE DAMP IN A SHED ROOF USING ONLY A PAINTBRUSH AND A POT OF CUPRINOL FOR BAMPOTS AND NUMPTY HEEDS :D:D:D:D:D</MARQUEE>







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Place new part securely on a shelf. Ignore the tool in the picture. This is too technical for you, and may confuse the unwary.

I have spotted the deliberate mistake that you hid in your thread Den. :bounce1:bounce1

That is a measuring instrument, not a tool. :rob
 
We're posh - We have a "garage" .

The garage has many locks, an alarm and a door at the front and the back.

Is the procedure similar?

:confused:

PS: I have a 1200.


:hide
 
My security system consists of a Wife, (similar to Rotweiler but far more dangerous:augie)

How do I get past her to the garage in order to partake of this exciting activity?
 
Is it important to have the tape playing - Genesis Foxtrot?
 

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Den, it looks from the last illustration in what proved to be a very informative peice, that your workshop/garage/shed roof could to with a little attention?

(Or, as it looks like ply, is it where you started varnishing then gave up 'cos its one of those jobs you wish you hadn't started?)
 
The shed roof is fine. Water marks were on the wood prior to fitting.

Gossy ... how did you manage to read that ??
 
I'd of preferred to see a nice 2 gang metal clad light switch in your shed Den :(
 
The shed roof is fine. Water marks were on the wood prior to fitting.

Gossy ... how did you manage to read that ??

Attention to detail Den!! - was in Ypres at weekend - looking at too many detailed trench maps - used to eyestrain.

Or I could have robbed the cassette:rolleyes: best check its still there mate:augie
 


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