Police today.............................

[Blackal]

have issued a request to the public, to keep their eyes open for a girl from Skye, who has not been heard of for 6 weeks

Her name is "Tash" and friends and neighbours are mystified by her disappearance.

Police would also like to hear from anyone who has leant an excavator, or sold any patio slabs to local man Mr J. McMaster in the last 6 weeks

Al

 

[robmack]

Thats really strange Mr McMasters borrowed a shovel aff me yesterday.

 

[Uinneag]

Still alive and well gave me a lift home from the pub last night

She just no longer has any intrest in the site but keeps in touch with her mates from here.

Oh I didnae borrow yir shovel Rab. I stole it thought ye widnae notice does that mean I huv tae gie it back

 

[Thunder]

I heard you were building a patio Jonny

 

[Deleted account rno]

She just no longer has any intrest in the site but keeps in touch with her mates from here.

Which wid tend tae suggest that seein' as how Blackal hisnae seen or heard fae her for 6 weeks, he's no' wan o' them

(well, he is wan o' them but no' wan o' Tash's mates IYKWIM)

 

[Uinneag]

Which wid tend tae suggest that seein' as how Blackal hisnae seen or heard fae her for 6 weeks, he's no' wan o' them

(well, he is wan o' them but no' wan o' Tash's mates IYKWIM)

The only reason she disnae keep in touch wi Al is her childhood fear of Ken Dodd

 

[Deleted account rno]

The only reason she disnae keep in touch wi Al is her childhood fear of Ken Dodd

Ken Dudd mair like

(that's an uncanny likeness and a belter o' a photie )

 

[Decster]

Which wid tend tae suggest that seein' as how Blackal hisnae seen or heard fae her for 6 weeks, he's no' wan o' them

(well, he is wan o' them but no' wan o' Tash's mates IYKWIM)

.........

 

[Voyager]

She just no longer has any intrest in the site but keeps in touch with her mates from here.

Is the F800GS alive and well ?

Time for one of GC's off-road trips to lure her out ???

Bob.

 

[Yogi Bear]

The only reason she disnae keep in touch wi Al is her childhood fear of Ken Dodd

Just Like that........!

 

[Blackal]

"Just Like that"........!

That was Tommy Cooper, FFS

(ye've started on the drink early , huv ye no? )

Ye'll be snottered by 8pm

Al

 

[Uinneag]

That was Tommy Cooper, FFS

(ye've started on the drink early , huv ye no? )

Ye'll be snottered by 8pm

Al

He'll be fast asleep afore that
Back up for 9 tae cook a Quail for his tea

I think that's whit he was on aboot, when he said he wis gonnie stuff a wee bird

 

[Blackal]

I think that's whit he was on aboot, when he said he wis gonnie stuff a wee bird

I think he was planning to bone it, actually

Al

 

[Hebby]

He'll be fast asleep afore that
Back up for 9 tae cook a Quail for his tea

I think that's whit he was on aboot, when he said he wis gonnie stuff a wee bird

I thought it wis Yogie that stuffed the wee burds ?