Being an Applecross virgin, what's the script for essentials? I take it there's a pub we'll be goin' tae but if the weather's guid, is there a shop tae buy a Kerry Oot fae (feck pub prices) or do I pit ma bottle in the panniers afore I leave the Kingdom o' Fife?
I hae tae know these things soz I can start planning![]()
Its coz o folk like you that I have to work 60 hour weeks ya misserable tight fisted Fudster.
I could sell you a carryoot when yi call in fir yir lunch, special price for you only

Or
Stick a bottle in yir panniers, thats wot I`ll be doing






If he spent this much time on his own appearance, he'd look like Brad Pitt by now...


other than that finished thank feck, fix wire tomorrow and a new fuel cap is in the post anyway