Deleted account rno
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Mr Christie isn't the most gifted journalist nor is that story the best worded article that I've read. That sub heading is just so badly worded (as is much of the article). Mr Farouq appears from nowhere in the story and WTF does him moving furniture and driving a VW van have to do with the price of boiled ham? Had he been grippit for a shit, I could understand him stopping on a dual carriageway but prayers?
This is the saddest news I've read since about 5 o'clock this afternoon.
wully
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Ye dinnae get gifted jurnos wurkin for the 'Poxy Jock'/ Punch 'n Judy'
Half the twats can just about read never mind write...
GeorgeH
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That half wit Schrödinger should keep his cat under control.
Dam cat's caused all sorts of distress and confussion. I’m distraught to say the least.
Cats that are neither dead nor alive should be indoors with a saucer of milk and maybe a wee bit fish. Cods nice. Then sit on yer lap while watching some tele.
The moggie that was shitting all over my building site in France got run down and killed during my last stint over there. I had to shovel it off the road and throw it in the hedge down the way.
And the weird ignorant English bloke who was renting the house next door moved out.
And I found a 20 euro note outside the Bakers
They say it comes in 3s
And the weird ignorant English bloke who was renting the house next door moved out.
And I found a 20 euro note outside the Bakers
They say it comes in 3s
Aaaaw. A depressed cat !! Seriously though, my daughter's cat had the misfortune to fall asleep behind the rear wheel of my car and used up its last life two years ago. My daughter still talks about the ba**ard that ran her pet over !!! ( I couldn't tell her it was me, or didn't have the bottle )
Ran over a cat a few years ago whilst on a night shift... luckily had a name and address tag on it...
So rude awakening at loving home at 4am 'Have you got a cat called Timmy'
followed by " Is this him?'
So rude awakening at loving home at 4am 'Have you got a cat called Timmy'
followed by " Is this him?'
Forgot, while on the subject of dead cats, a little humour !! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRfwY28ZTFk
Let me get this right.
The muslim was crossing the road,holding the cat,when they were hit by a motorbike!
Where was the chicken when all this was going on?
The muslim was crossing the road,holding the cat,when they were hit by a motorbike!
Where was the chicken when all this was going on?
Deleted account rno
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Poor thing,did his tikka give up
And the cat ended up in a chinese
wully
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Ye cannae curry favour in here with shyte jokes like that
Deleted account rno
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Ye cannae curry favour in here with shyte jokes like that
The poor deceased guy was lead singer in a Madness tribute band called Bhaji Trousers
The poor deceased guy was lead singer in a Madness tribute band called Bhaji Trousers
You sure that wasn't samosa band Ronno?
chad
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Ran over a cat a few years ago whilst on a night shift... luckily had a name and address tag on it...
So rude awakening at loving home at 4am 'Have you got a cat called Timmy'
followed by " Is this him?'
feckin tickled me did that
I found a dead muntjac deer in the road the other day, real fresh, still bleeding.
I thought there must be some scope for some village fun with it but couldn't decide what so left it
Was gone 20 mins later (probably in oven by tea time)
Dont think it was killed by a biker though because it was raining
I thought there must be some scope for some village fun with it but couldn't decide what so left it
Was gone 20 mins later (probably in oven by tea time)
Dont think it was killed by a biker though because it was raining
