SCOTTISH COMPASSION...............

[arcboutant]

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said,
"'ave ya ever been f*****), laddie?"

The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".





She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."

 

[Schtum]

So how did he get there in the first place....?

 

[arcboutant]

DAMN,DAMN.......

didn't think anyone was awake in here

So how did he get there in the first place....?

 

[JayC]

So how did he get there in the first place....?

In a carrier bag

 

[Schtum]

In a carrier bag

Carried by whom...?

 

[JayC]

Carried by whom...?

How would I know, I wasn't there?

 

[Schtum]

How would I know, I wasn't there?

So it was just a random speculation plucked out of the thin air inside your head, was it, laddie....?

 

[gerarddwatts]

Pah....a variation of one I heard at primary school...involved a mermaid as I recall...

 

[JayC]

So it was just a random speculation plucked out of the thin air inside your head, was it, laddie....?

It was plucked from the same air thickness that prompted you to question how he got there in the first place....laddie.

 

[arcboutant]

now boys


and , as for you ............

Pah....a variation of one I heard at primary school...involved a mermaid as I recall...

wondered how long it'd take to rattle your cage

 

[Schtum]

It was plucked from the same air thickness that prompted you to question how he got there in the first place....laddie.

I take it you didn't have to show your working at school....

 

[arcboutant]

I aint haud'n the jaickits

 

[Blackal]

Carried by whom...?

Same fella?

It wisnae a "smokie"

Al

 

[JayC]

I take it you didn't have to show your working at school....

School? That's a fish thing, right?

 

[Schtum]

School? That's a fish thing, right?

And you learned that where, exactly....?

 

[JayC]

And you learned that where, exactly....?

On a chair in the room on the left just before the fire doors.

 

[arcboutant]

 

[Schtum]

Is there a stool tae gaun alang wi' that duckin'.....?

 

[arcboutant]

PHEW........................

Is there a stool tae gaun alang wi' that duckin'.....?

glad you said 'duckin',

 

[Big Jets]

That jokes feckin ancient ,anyway Arc was it you I saw in St Andrews Saturday about 4,annoyin awe the young posh fillies.Silver 1150 gs adv, tank cover wearing a luminous green thing .