Shopping with Ewan & Charlie

herrman

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Parked up the new LC at Waitrose and no one even looked at it!! Should I be shopping at Lidl,Aldi or (god forbid ) Netto!!!
 
Parked up the new LC at Waitrose and no one even looked at it!! Should I be shopping at Lidl,Aldi or (god forbid ) Netto!!!

If it's not a red one it will go unnoticed, a bit like a stealth bomber.
Red is the best colour (apologies to Nutty :cool:)
 
If it's not a red one it will go unnoticed, a bit like a stealth bomber.
Red is the best colour (apologies to Nutty :cool:)

Mine's red and I can confirm it draws a crowd..... Ok... three blokes, one on a push bike, one escaping from a wedding, one eating a sausage roll from Greggs and 5 young lads on scooters !
:bounce1
 
Parked up the new LC at Waitrose and no one even looked at it!!

Blame the fucktards who have started multiple threads asking people to show everyone their new bike, when everyone has known for ages exactly what they look like. :blast

"This is my new toilet"

Fuck me, really? well I didn't know that's what they looked like :blast


It's a bike.....it's new to you, so to you, it feels special......well done, enjoy the feeling, and sincerely, enjoy your bike, but sorry.....hardly anyone else bar those also getting a new one (which, by a spooky coincidence, looks identical to yours, quell surprise!) and Y2Blade (who appears to have become a toilet sycophant overnight) gives a flying shit. :thumb
 
Parked up the new LC at Waitrose and no one even looked at it!! Should I be shopping at Lidl,Aldi or (god forbid ) Netto!!!
your parking it up all wrong, try the local biker cafe :thumb2
 
Ok, hold up........Who put a wasp up Bill's arse?
 
Mines a light pink with a purple end.
Always draws a crowd when i take it out.
So much so that the police got involved the last time.

Oh - you meant the Bike. :blast

My court case is on monday. :pullface
 
Who did you buy it for?

Yourself or other people.

:rob

Blame the fucktards who have started multiple threads asking people to show everyone their new bike, when everyone has known for ages exactly what they look like. :blast

"This is my new toilet"

Fuck me, really? well I didn't know that's what they looked like :blast


It's a bike.....it's new to you, so to you, it feels special......well done, enjoy the feeling, and sincerely, enjoy your bike, but sorry.....hardly anyone else bar those also getting a new one (which, by a spooky coincidence, looks identical to yours, quell surprise!) and Y2Blade (who appears to have become a toilet sycophant overnight) gives a flying shit. :thumb

:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap

You could always ask for your money back! Did you order it with the extra 'look at me and my new bike' pose kit? :D
 
Parked up the new LC at Waitrose and no one even looked at it!! Should I be shopping at Lidl,Aldi or (god forbid ) Netto!!!

If you really want people to look at you're bike I suggest one of these
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And it's European and water cooled !
 
Parked up the new LC at Waitrose and no one even looked at it!! Should I be shopping at Lidl,Aldi or (god forbid ) Netto!!!

FFS looks like the LC section has even more twats in it than the oil cooled section. I didn't think that was possible! Do you stick people looking at your bike in the wank bank for later or something?
 
FFS looks like the LC section has even more twats in it than the oil cooled section. I didn't think that was possible! Do you stick people looking at your bike in the wank bank for later or something?

FFS you're so right, time to cancel my order and take a better look at the new KTM Adventure - :blast
 
No sorry a desert yellow mk 1 1200 GSA looks like a sleath bomber still draws a crowd, well in the backs of no where it does.,
 
Surprised it was even out on the road at all. Dont you want to leave it in the shed for 3 years then trot out a new old look at me low mileage bike
 
Just rev it really loud when you pull up.....that'll get their attention.....and make you look really cool as well.
 
Mine's red and I can confirm it draws a crowd..... Ok... three blokes, one on a push bike, one escaping from a wedding, one eating a sausage roll from Greggs and 5 young lads on scooters !
:bounce1

You would have thought he would have been full after the sausage roll!!! :D
 


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