

That'll teach you Andy!
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teach me? TEACH ME! no no no, no way cant let that one go Jim sorry.
it went like this fellow readers:
sat nav to Jims brain,
sat nav to Jims brain, this is sat nav calling: we need to turn left in 300yards.
Jims brain here: im not listening to you sat nav your telling me lies again!
sat nav to jims brain: Honest Jim we need to turn left 200yards
Jims brain here: No. I'm not having it, have you seen that tree? lovely tree that, look at that wall? some work gone into that wall you know.
sat nav to Jims brain: you really need to start to slow down here Jim, this is the 3rd left turn I've told you about that you've missed on this little trip and we need to turn left in 100 yards
Jims brain here: nice day for a ride don't you think sat nav?
sat nav to Jims brain: Im not messing about here Jim we are doing 60mph an we need to turn left here in 30 yards!
sat nav to Jims brain: we've missed another left turn Jim we now need to do another U turn!
Jims brain here: OK if we must.
Jims brain to controlling hands an feet: hit the brakes and anchors on and perform U turn just to keep sat nav happy! and we will do a RIGHT turn!..............don't like left turns
Andy's eyes to Andy's brain, Andy's eyes to Andy's brain: that tiny candle of a rear red light on Jims bike has just got brighter and Jim is getting closer at one hell of a rate!
Andy's brain to Andy's eyes has Jim hit something?
Andy's eyes to Andy's brain: no but we have a road off to the left here and Jim is now doing a U Turn.
Andy's brain here to everything: this is urgent! all stop ALL STOP! and make a left, Jims brain has malfunctioned again an he's missed another left turn.
Andy's brain to self: wow! these brakes are good almost missed that left turn then
It was an interesting day
