That ticking noise you may be able to hear is my heart pumping rusty piss ....... If you don't like it, get rid of it![]()
Maybe its because your dick is so small like your brain, your heart has to take over.

That ticking noise you may be able to hear is my heart pumping rusty piss ....... If you don't like it, get rid of it![]()

That ticking noise you may be able to hear is my heart pumping rusty piss .......
It's a bit odd as there isn't a seem there to split and it doesn't look pinched (all paid for)
It gets caught in the drive shaft universal joint as it turns if your unlucky and it gets pinched when the joint is on an angle gripping the rubber and as it continues to turn it rips a hole.
May happen if you have the suspension set for two up but ride it solo as the joint is on an extreme angle.
Terry
Dont tell the stealer that....That could be it ! I was camping & fully loaded last week end. didn't notice I hadn't switched it off until Wednesday this week.
Thanks for that Terry.
Mark
That ticking noise you may be able to hear is my heart pumping rusty piss ....... If you don't like it, get rid of it![]()

Why is there always somebody on these forums who comment, but does not contribute with a possible solution other than with spitefully negative and unhelpful comment![]()
Always has been, always will be. Welcome to the weird, wonderful and wacky world of UKGS. They are a bunch of spiteful old *****, but occasionally amusing or helpful. Worth my subs, mostly...![]()
Why is there always somebody on these forums who comment, but does not contribute with a possible solution other than with spitefully negative and unhelpful comment![]()
Dont tell the stealer that....
Dont tell the stealer that....
I will tell the dealer, as the bike should robust enough to handle more than me forgetting to switch a switch!![]()
I so hate that expression

I'm not sure where this myth started that the final drive won't take the two up setting with only one rider. Surely the enduro mode jacks the suspension right up but you are not expected to carry a pillion then.May happen if you have the suspension set for two up but ride it solo as the joint is on an extreme angle.
Terry
I'm not sure where this myth started that the final drive won't take the two up setting with only one rider. Surely the enduro mode jacks the suspension right up but you are not expected to carry a pillion then.
How did you find this out Terry ...... Did the dealer tell you or was it via work?[/
I don't work for the Motorcycle side of BMW but I found the bit about the universal joint when the rubber on my first GS got caught while washing my bike, that's when I noticed you could feel the universal joint through the rubber. I think the bike may have still been warm and when I put water on the rubber it sunk in like it was being vacuumed which made it trap in the joint. Luckily it didn't rip I pulled up one corner and it reinflated back to shape.
Terry