Spring 2012 Le HOG Roast...

[David Nimrod]

...i could probably fit about 200 tents in!

Now that gives me an Idea

 

[daveg]

Twizzle - Bed
P.O.D - Bed
daveg - Bed
Steptoe - Bed
Kurtz - Bed
the photograper - Bed
codcutter - Bed

David Nimrod - Garden Camping
Jackass Dave - Garden Camping
Smudger - Garden Camping
Spare*- Garden Camping

*Mutley has wobbled out......Kurtz 1st reserve for bed.

As for beds....... well this is the situation.... we have one large room with a double bed, and a blow up mattress on the floor, i'll take the blow up mattress and will devise a "selection" system for the best bed in the house... probably a lottery...... then we have another large room with three single beds, and a smaller room with two single beds..... so, i can sleep six in beds, i'll take the floor.... so seven in total. we also have room for four tents in the Garden and three spaces reserved...if its wet and horrible, you can sleep on the living room floor if required in a indoor camping styleeee....

I thought for a moment you were suggesting a lottery to see who would share the double bed! But surely you should have it, it's yours after all. The lottery ought to be for who has the blow up bed and tries to sleep with your snoring
Having said that the chances of a snore free zone in the house must be remote.

I'm just driving through France at the moment and have been thinking about the trip in May. Looking forward to it

 

[David Nimrod]

...the chances of a flatulence free zone in the house must be remote...

Fixed

 

[Mutley]

*Mutley has wobbled out......Kurtz 1st reserve for bed.

harsh

 

[twizzle]

harsh

But fair

 

[Mutley]

harsh

But fair

 

[theoneandonly]

if mutley has dropped out ? can i dibs his place ? what sort of harley do i have to come on ?

camping prefered , you had better ask steptoe if he can put up with me for this long ?

 

[Steptoe]

what sort of harley do i have to come on ?

I thought you'd stopped that disgusting habit since your arrest in Warrs showroom ..........

 

[theoneandonly]

oh dear, have you been speaking with martin ?



any news on me being able to ruin next saturday morning , only need to show you the bike fm purly now. x

 

[Steptoe]

oh dear, have you been speaking with martin ?



any news on me being able to ruin next saturday morning , only need to show you the bike fm purly now. x

Next saturday should be OK, i've got a saturday job booked in

 

[twizzle]

if mutley has dropped out ? can i dibs his place ? what sort of harley do i have to come on ?

camping prefered , you had better ask steptoe if he can put up with me for this long ?

Your in.....

 

[twizzle]

Twizzle - Bed
P.O.D - Bed
daveg - Bed
Steptoe - Bed
Kurtz - Bed
the photograper - Bed
codcutter - Bed

David Nimrod - Garden Camping
Jackass Dave - Garden Camping
Smudger - Garden Camping
Theoneandonly- Garden Camping

 

[twizzle]

what sort of harley do i have to come on ?

Tinsel Barge please.... more tassles/Leather/Live to Ride shit the better... if you have a Chicken Of Irony on your fender you automatically qualify for a room with Steptoe........

Corbin seat with extra tassles a must.... as is a rear studded leather vajazzle... ala Jackassdaves... now owed by POD's Glide..... although i suspect that may be gone now...(feckin better be...)

Chaps Mandatory, Road Captain Vest a must and if possible a 2012 HOG membership card....

 

[theoneandonly]

got no chaps, have a harley jacket , not in hog .


I AM NOT SLEEPING WIH STEPOE !

 

[twizzle]

got no chaps, have a harley jacket , not in hog .


I AM NOT SLEEPING WIH STEPOE !

good enough reasons for me....

 

[Jake1340]

Hog Numpties....

not from me i'm afraid... the house is booked till end August and i'm away to Spain on my GS in September... October- March is shitty weather in Brittany....so, thought Spring would be best! Normally nice and dry mid to late May..was thinking either 18th-20th or 25th-27th....i also need to get a Harley! Budget availible to me from Jan 12 and will be looking for a big engine (not sportster) something.... like Steptoe or David Nimrod!... or a Wide Glide... will be old, shitty and as cheap as i can get.... i'm not going to clean it in fact i want to upset the HOG numpties!...

happy for somebody else to org a 2011 event and will attend if allowed on a GS!!!....

Dear Twizz me old mate, Hog numpties dont know what ya means. They is always friendly helpful chatty, stop to help if you are stuck, nod/wave like loonies. In fact all round good eggs But mostly I talk
Jake.
PS if you let your place out,,,, Can I have a go?

 

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...... if you have a Chicken Of Irony on your fender you automatically qualify for a room with Steptoe........

Chicken of Irony?...Check!

...... ......as is a rear studded leather vajazzle... ala Jackassdaves... now owed by POD's Glide..... although i suspect that may be gone now...(feckin better be...)

Studded leather vajazzle?.....Burnt.

...... 2012 HOG membership card....

HOG membership? Not fucking likely


To be fair I'll probably be on the soft tail....

 

[Steptoe]

.....

Corbin seat with extra tassles a must....

Ticked off (with extra extra tassles and a fruit machine handle).

 

[theoneandonly]

what the fuck have i let myself in for ???

 

[Melch]

Corbin seat with extra tassles a must.... as is a rear studded leather vajazzle... ala Jackassdaves...

If one couldn't meet the requirements viz a viz the vajazzle, would it be acceptable for a chap to copydex some pasta shapes to one's nut sack and sprinkle a little glitter on one's bell end perchance (at a push)?