TAR

[simemus]

Whilst spendin most o ma sunday cleanin an unbelievable amount o tar aff ma bike i teen a think tae masel an realized that a the potholes in the roads must be ma fault!! Thir a stuck tae ma exhaust an wheels an swingarm an evey other place a didna think a pothole kid fit.
What do i dae?
Walk in tae the roads department first thing, throw ma hands up an say it was me? Or keep ma bike pristine in the garage an say it wizna me mr officer, ma bikes mint

 

[red1]

Translation please?

 

[bela]

Translation

I am sick of having to clean the tar of ones bike after every outing. As for the road conditions they are shocking. They take my road tax to fund their 2nd homes but fail on the up keep of our roads. (roughly translated).
Martinonyack

 

[Hebby]

I am sick of having to clean the tar of ones bike after every outing. As for the road conditions they are shocking. They take my road tax to fund their 2nd homes but fail on the up keep of our roads. (roughly translated).
Martinonyack

+1

 

[rockchunk]

a just pyed ma fekin road tax fer the bike an the car wit a want tay no is wit the feck ur they dayin wi my hard ernd cash fekin money grabin bestirds

 

[Hebby]

Yir richt enuech like. Fit wye they divna men' i roadies the gweed lord only kens. Eesless cowpit basturts ane an a.

 

[red1]

I am sick of having to clean the tar of ones bike after every outing. As for the road conditions they are shocking. They take my road tax to fund their 2nd homes but fail on the up keep of our roads. (roughly translated).
Martinonyack

Thank you Martin.

I was unaware the Scottish Section had been infiltrated by the Albanian Popular Front.

I normally use Google Translator when delving into the SS but even Google threw a wobbler with that and the subsequent posts.

 

[John Armstrong]

This any help:

http://mybigmonkey.com/gibberish/

 

[boatman]

good evening chaps ,yer a grirnin aboot ane nr twa wee bit tar spots ,doon here in the peoples republic o sooth air shire oor potholes r noo neerly a jined up its a gweed joab ave goat a lang leggit paraffin poney (gsa1200) or it wid huve tae be shank,s poney fur me oan ra weekend

 

[Hebby]

aye som o'its enuegh tae gar ye cowk or let the tow geng wi the bucket.
Suas Alba onyack