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Hud me wurkin like a doorkey today at ma hoose building a porch.
Am aff tae ma bed
Am aff tae ma bed
Tartan Terror
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I those 911's are a bugger to work on right enough!!
Night night
Night night
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wully
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Half man, half mattress.
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rockchunk
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least it will help keep yer sheets clean
kirky1298
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that'll be first thing on garfud's letter tae Santa
hoi ... lay afff oor Garfud ,,, he's a guid lad ,,,,,, besides ,,, he's the only virgin puff that i know .......
garfield
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hoi ... lay afff oor Garfud ,,, he's a guid lad ,,,,,, besides ,,, he's the only virgin puff that i know .......
I'm not a virgin unless that time with your Dad doesn't count.....
Deleted account rno
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I'm not a virgin unless that time with your Dad doesn't count.....
Advantage, Gilhooley
kirky1298
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I'm not a virgin unless that time with your Dad doesn't count.....
no , my old man cancelled that out by back scuttling your grandmother and doing her right up the dunger whilst licking the beads of sweat from her back ..... maybee thats where you get it from ??
hell , we may be half brothers ...!!! kirky1298
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I'm not a virgin unless that time with your Dad doesn't count.....
deap throating my old man and licking your mothers honey glut from his ball sack dont make you an old seasoned puff , just you concentrate on getting the tip of it in and we can call this post off , apparently it aint half bad once the tips in
just watch that you dont tear the frenulum ,, that can take weeks to heal and man dung in the wound will only compound the problem ........ kirky's medical tip of the week
garfield
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it'll be a cold day in hell when I'm taking tips from a slobbering, pan faced, banjo playing retard....
kirky1298
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it'll be a cold day in hell when I'm taking tips from a slobbering, pan faced, banjo playing retard....
ahhhh the demon drink mucker , what can i say
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, what can i say
A lot more when yir pished, that you back tae Kirky the square then
Shep
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it'll be a cold day in hell when I'm taking tips from a slobbering, pan faced, banjo playing retard....
Blimey that will reduce your options up there then!
RAM-man
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Hud me wurkin like a doorkey today at ma hoose building a porch.
Am aff tae ma bed
Am awaiting the 'guys' to start on a storm porch entrance at RAM-man towers. Smashing brickwork and getting all dusty is noo fun for me .. any feel
so got local company involved and just signed the order form, easy
garfield
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ahhhh the demon drink mucker , what can i say
..............
top tip, never drink on an empty head.......
kirky1298
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A lot more when yir pished, that you back tae Kirky the square then
it's a fine line between being a square and a total pisshead , i'll see wot i can do thoungh
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