Dahoum
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I went to Berwick upon Tweed once ... does that count 
The I have ridden in Scotland for a weekend
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eeerrrrr no
'Been back twice since - pissed down too'
SO.......
have ye learned something - anything? 
SO.......
have ye learned something - anything?
I went to Berwick upon Tweed once ... does that count Forry not live there
yes, he does
Klanky
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I went to Berwick upon Tweed once ... does that count
Yes.
No.
Yes...uh, hang on a minute...
..nope, they've called off the siege....you've not been to Scotland...
Oh, hang, on it's just changed hands again.
Yes you have...
Been up there a few times myself, you will have to go a long long way to find better places to ride.
No but the local newspaper didDid you do a ride report?
wully
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the midgies and the nationalists piss me off.
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They'll be the special engerlish choob eating midgies bred specially for folk like you
avon skin so soft
the midgies and the nationalists piss me off.
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They'll be the special engerlish choob eating midgies bred specially for folk like you
I have been described as a tasty morsel by many, or was that a testy moron?
wully
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I have been described as a tasty morsel by many, or was that a testy moron?
I'll no tell you what they feed them on when they're being trained
I'll no tell you what they feed them on when they're being trained
tatties, neeps and haggis? small portions of course or they wouldn't get off the ground
Klanky
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tatties, neeps and haggis? small portions of course or they wouldn't get off the ground
So, you've not seen an adult West Coast midgie yet?
Had a Great Deep Fried Pizza in Helensborough !
So, you've not seen an adult West Coast midgie yet?
I believe they look like Alec Salmond with wings, irritating little cnuts
Klanky
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I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the Borders bare, man.
I've breathed the Bealach na Ba air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
I've been to Embra, Musselbra
Up the East coast in the Haar.
All the way down the Spey
Pissed it down all the way.
Stopped in Snecky for me brekky whilst Calterdon sorted out me leccies.
I'll have you know it gets damn midgie once you get over Kessock bridgie.
I've been everywhere....
I've been up the A9, weather fine
Overtaking on solid lines
Chip shop in Helmsdale
Fish portions like a whale
Don't bother stopping in Wick, everybody there's a dick
I've done a photie stop up at Groats, nice little harbour with a few boats.
I've been everywhere...
I've been to Melness, Durness,
They're nowhere near Loch Ness
Had a thrill in Bettyhill
Nearmiss head-on on the hill
I've cranked it up down to Scourie - God them roads are pretty hoorie
I've had to pull over down in 'Pool just to let the engine cool
I've been everywhere.......
I've been past Beinn Eighe on the way to Shieldaig
Never bothered with Mallaig
Or with the Isle of Skye
Thought I'd let that one pass by
Someone told me Waternish, really is a pile of pish
Eaten chilli in Fort Bill, really made me feel quite ill.
I've been everywhere.....
I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the Borders bare, man.
I've breathed the Bealach na Ba air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the Borders bare, man.
I've breathed the Bealach na Ba air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
I've been to Embra, Musselbra
Up the East coast in the Haar.
All the way down the Spey
Pissed it down all the way.
Stopped in Snecky for me brekky whilst Calterdon sorted out me leccies.
I'll have you know it gets damn midgie once you get over Kessock bridgie.
I've been everywhere....
I've been up the A9, weather fine
Overtaking on solid lines
Chip shop in Helmsdale
Fish portions like a whale
Don't bother stopping in Wick, everybody there's a dick
I've done a photie stop up at Groats, nice little harbour with a few boats.
I've been everywhere...
I've been to Melness, Durness,
They're nowhere near Loch Ness
Had a thrill in Bettyhill
Nearmiss head-on on the hill
I've cranked it up down to Scourie - God them roads are pretty hoorie
I've had to pull over down in 'Pool just to let the engine cool
I've been everywhere.......
I've been past Beinn Eighe on the way to Shieldaig
Never bothered with Mallaig
Or with the Isle of Skye
Thought I'd let that one pass by
Someone told me Waternish, really is a pile of pish
Eaten chilli in Fort Bill, really made me feel quite ill.
I've been everywhere.....
I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the Borders bare, man.
I've breathed the Bealach na Ba air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
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I've wandered around up there quite a few times. No idea where though as I used my satnav and was half pissed the majority of the time. Makes going back all the more better as it's like seeing it for the first time each time
NA1959
Registered user
Ahh is a fine Country! Like to go as often as I can only 25 miles away! but I need a big boat tae get ae it!!
