I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the Borders bare, man.
I've breathed the Bealach na Ba air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
I've been to Embra, Musselbra
Up the East coast in the Haar.
All the way down the Spey
Pissed it down all the way.
Stopped in Snecky for me brekky whilst Calterdon sorted out me leccies.
I'll have you know it gets damn midgie once you get over Kessock bridgie.
I've been everywhere....
I've been up the A9, weather fine
Overtaking on solid lines
Chip shop in Helmsdale
Fish portions like a whale
Don't bother stopping in Wick, everybody there's a dick
I've done a photie stop up at Groats, nice little harbour with a few boats.
I've been everywhere...
I've been to Melness, Durness,
They're nowhere near Loch Ness
Had a thrill in Bettyhill
Nearmiss head-on on the hill
I've cranked it up down to Scourie - God them roads are pretty hoorie
I've had to pull over down in 'Pool just to let the engine cool
I've been everywhere.......
I've been past Beinn Eighe on the way to Shieldaig
Never bothered with Mallaig
Or with the Isle of Skye
Thought I'd let that one pass by
Someone told me Waternish, really is a pile of pish
Eaten chilli in Fort Bill, really made me feel quite ill.
I've been everywhere.....
I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the Borders bare, man.
I've breathed the Bealach na Ba air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
Quality

But is it not a wee bit early to be on the sauce, assuming you were when you got inspired to verse?



