The Wrong Way Round (Tarka and Peter`s French Ural Adventure)

Great reporting....!!

An excellent write up Mr Tarks... congratulations on conveying the very diverse machinery and equally diverse pilots/owners and the slightly loopy element of these events... you write very well... a great ride report, it is almost like being there... except thankfully for the smells..!!
Am poised, like many others here, looking forward to the next chapter.....
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Hey hey...thank you all once again for the compliments!

Saturday 15th May 2010 continued ...

The Amicale have ridden off for their massed meal followed by the Degustation.

The sun has finally broken through the perpetual cloud for the first time since we arrived,the coffee levels are on the limit and Peter and I off to Colmar.
We feel like we haven`t really had a proper 'chill out' since leaving Peter`s house all those sights and experiences ago,so we`re both looking forwards to a short bike ride followed by a leisurely amble around what we`ve been told is a very picturesque town.

From our site at Luttenbach pres Munster,it`s a short ride on the D10 until meeting the D417 which we follow to Munster and then through Wintzenheim into Colmar.
There`s a modern part of Colmar and also an 'Olde Worlde' part (which we in shameless holiday tourist mode wanted to visit),and I guessed that the modern stuff would have been built around the original buildings.
So I followed all the 'Centre Ville' signs until a smallish turning was seen leading between some tall buildings and into a narrow cobbled road.
This looked promising and it did indeed lead to our desired area.
We found some convenient spaces to park the Urals,then lobbed our bike gear in the sidecar boots for a comfy walk about without carrying helmets/gloves/heavy jackets,etc etc.

I`ll mostly let Colmar speak for itself through my photos as I don`t know enough about the town`s history or about architecture to say much.
Hopefully the photos will convey the atmosphere of the place and you`ll be able to spot the crazy lines of the higgeldy piggeldy walls and rooflines!


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This place below looked an interesting place to eat....

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Look at the lines of the walls below...

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This signpost in the photo below was rather interesting !

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The town is full of wonderful buildings but this one below was something special.....

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And how`s this one below for a fantastic roof ??

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There`s no trick photo angles to make the walls look like they`re all opposing each other.....

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Look at the date of this one..........

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So yes.....Colmar is indeed picturesque and I`d be happy to visit it again.....and maybe even stay there too.
Most of the central area is pedestrianised and it has a peaceful,laid back atmosphere to it...despite being fairly cosmopolitan and touristy.
There is an odd mix of very modern (in the form of interesting and sometimes very expensive shops) combined with very old (in the form of the buildings themselves) and I reckon there`s enough to keep most people happy.

Another less than colossal 'kilometerage' today but a proper feeling of being on holiday.

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And that feeling was furthered by a few of my all time favourite French beers!
Pelforth Brune....c`est magnifique!!

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The blatting of numerous open exhausts and toot tooting of assorted bike horns announced the rather late return of the Amicalers.
And what a state they were all in!!!

Seeing the state of the pie eyed characters aboard this Dnepr...including those incapable of riding and who`d travelled back in the trailer...reassured Peter and I that avoiding the Degustation with its ride home afterwards was indeed a good move!!

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I think the word 'Characters' sums them up,really,don`t you ??

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Once again,the evening became blurry amid a cacophony of sea shanty style squeezeboxes and one man banding (I can still hear them in my head even now).
Our Saturday evening`s interrogation about 'Le Panier a Gauche' was interrupted by an interval for some sort of award ceremony minus awards...some kind of verbal accolades combined with 'in house jokes'.
Peter and I made a small speech (well,Peter did really...mine was more a mumbling of O level French after far too many Pelforth Brunes) to thank the Amicale for their invitation and for their wonderful hospitality throughout.
They then invited us to their Autumn event in Brittany which we gratefully accepted.
The music restarted and the beer flowed for one last night.

Tomorrow,we would start the journey home.

(You guessed it....to be continued soon)
 
Now that what I call a Report

Bloomin marvelous. Well done to you . I can't even put a picture on this. Read the font of all Glazed over on the 3rd page. Good for you .

Cheers

Dexter.
 
Thanks again guys for your kind words...sorry I`ve taken forever to write it up!

Sunday 16th May 2010

(Not too many photos in this section,sorry)

Once more I was awake around sevenish and made my now familiar 'Leap Of Faith' in the shower and gave Peter his wake up call.
One last Alsace style breakfast...still without the salami....and it was time to pack away the temporary Chateau Tarka.

Not before a French guy we`d not met previously came over to say hello and to gaze at out Urals.
He was a friend of one of the Amicale and had been contemplating buying a Ural combo...he and his wife both owned and rode bikes but he figured they could share the combo on adventure trips and seeing us lot all together had made the purchase an imminent one.
He chatted enthusiastically with us about all matters Ural.....YES,including the vagaries of a 'Panier a Gauche' !.....and then his wife joined us.
The conversation was convivial and interesting.

However,between the pair of them there then arose a dilemma of insurmountable proportions......
They both liked the plain green and the camo Urals.....but she loved the two tone paint of Dee and her shinyness.
He liked clean bikes but realised it was sacriledge to clean a Gear Up military spec Ural.
Then there was the trauma of the riding kit to buy....
We last heard him saying,
'Yes,my dear...if we both had camo clothing it would be fine on the Gear Up or the green one but it wouldn`t be right on any other one..........mind you,if only one of us did it may not be a problem........Oh,I`m just not too sure,as I DO like the two tone ones,and you do too.......etc,etc' .

Clearly a man after my own heart,heh heh.
Here he is before being struck down by the many dilemmas.....I wonder what the pair of them decided to do in the end ?

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I gave Dee her morning checkover while the debate continued....all was well,and she was ready to rock and roll.
The French couple departed to study 'Le Ural website avec toutes les coleurs' and I began breaking camp.
I`ve never enjoyed packing up my camping gear but at least it was all dry and there wasn`t the hassle of loading up a solo bike,with the associated levelling up of items on the rack and weight distribution faffing about.
Nope,just pack it all away and bung it in the sidecar...brilliant !

Our original schedule had meant we would have been sailing back from the Hook of Holland on the night of Monday 17th May,but I`d erred on the side of caution and suggested we sail on the Tuesday instead.
My reason for this was that I reckoned we`d never manage to get all packed,loaded,breakfasted and farewells done by a reasonably easy time...unlike just dossing at a UK rally we had been hosted and cared for by the Amicale so it seemed rude to just dash off early in the morning....and also,seeing as we were actually on holiday,why should we feel the need to 'leg it' back Northwards for the ferry?
Well,this paid off admirably as I enjoyed a leisurely coffee sat gazing at the map and deciding on our return meander.

Initially we`d pondered going back to the Hotel de la Poste in Bouillon for the night`s stop...Peter was almost in a dreamlike trance at the thought of a repeat of the very indulgent and therapeutic soak in a bath tub he`d enjoyed there (he`s a bit of a bathtub hound whereas I`m a simple shower bunny)...and there was none of the first night mutterings about 'Looking a bit expensive...'
However, we weren`t likely to get rolling until very late morning or mid day so we decided to head for somewhere a bit nearer to where we were,especially as we wanted to do more minor roads than motorways and not rush.

I remembered a pleasant stay the year before in a quiet hotel in Verdun.
Verdun was ideally situated for the evening`s destination and Peter was happy with it,so a pleasant and practical route was decided on.
You can see what was decided on with your atlas/map if you have one....
This was to be leaving Luttenbach pres Munster on the D10 and follow the D417 towards Gerardmer via the Col de la Schlucht on yet more of the awesome mountain cols in the 'Des Ballons' region which we`d negotiated in the scary fog on the way in...and also on the massed rideout.
Then the D11 towards Epinal where we`d pick up the biggish dual carriageway N57 (or E23...here we go again...) towards Nancy.
Just South of Nancy we`d take a short bit of A33 motorway to avoid the crazyness of the city and then the Westbound A31 (or E31,mmm) towards Toul.
Then from Toul we`d take the country minor roads of D908 and D907 to St. Mihiel and finally the D964 to Verdun.....all this would be along the River Meuse valley and promised to be a lovely ride.

While plotting this route I was enjoying a coffee and a cheese sandwich while Dee sat shining in the sunshine just behind me...ready for the off.

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The peace and quiet was disturbed by an excited babble of French chatter, clearly punctuated with exclamations and gasps....
It was the previously shown (in the pre rideout photos) and described 'Mr Intense' with some fellow riders.
Now,Mr Intense was a nice and friendly guy,but he`d subjected us to a weekend of interrogation and amazement at the 'Panier a Gauche' on our 'Wrong Way Round' combos and much discussion/lecture about our crazy ways .. even including a stern finger wagging 'telling off' that Peter received about us not leaning our bodies over so far we were almost hanging off around bends....as per the majority of French combo riders.
Peter had responded to that brilliantly and funnily by saying if you`re leaning right over in normal bends then you`ve got nothing left to do on a really tricky one,heh heh.

This babble of fuss and commotion was because Mr Intense had spotted that not only our sidecars but our kickstarts were on the left too!!!!!!!
Of course they were..that`s what side they are on Urals.....but he was almost foaming at the mouth.
'Regardez......regardez.....le kick a gauche...le kick a gauche!!! Comment ?? Zut Alors !! ' Etc etc.
Video cameras were readied and still cameras focussed as the perplexed mob almost manhandled me from my comfy bench to display just how on earth a left sided kickstart can be operated when the sidecar is next to it.
Simple actually...stand with left foot on sidecar frame tube,hold handlebars and use right foot to operate the BMW boxer style outwards operating kickstarter!!

Mr Intense was still babbling and pointing this out to anyone in the area (I could hear him as I rode past) as Peter and I rode out of the campsite half an hour later,en route to Verdun!!

So that was that...a humourous ending to a very enjoyable and friendly weekend.

Thank you,Amicale !!

Merci Beaucoup,mes amis !!!

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(To be continued......)
 
Sunday 16th May 2010 continued

So...we`ve left the rally and are on the road again....destination Verdun.

The day is bright...and getting brighter as we leave the valley.
I`ve said it two or three times now,but these roads in the 'Parc Nationale Regional Des Ballons' are absolutely incredible.
Narrow forest roads,good surfaces,bend after bend like a plate of spaghetti.
You can smell the trees..the air is fresh and crisp and it`s an incredible biking experience.
Even on a combo it`s thoroughly enjoyable...although it did raise one important observation about our Urals being 'The Wrong Way Round' .
What side the sidecar is one doesn`t matter...as that just decides which turn takes a bit more awareness than the other.
Our right handers were a bit easier than the French guys ones...their left handers were a bit easier than ours,and so on.

BUT...and a big BUT....was that our combos being set up with the 'toe-in' of the sidecar and the 'lean out' of the bike in the most suitable adjustment for UK road camber meant that with us riding on the right hand side of the road, the rider was 'down in the gutter' and the sidecar was slightly high.
Not a problem on most roads...slightly noticeable but no cause for concern... but on the quite markedly cambered single track forest roads and mountain cols it sometimes made for a bit of a workout and certainly sharpened the reflexes on some lefthanders!!
We could of course have adjusted our tie rods to alter the posture of the combo,and maybe I will do next time I`m 'Sur le Continent'...but it just added to the perversion of our trip and gave a few giggles on some bends,heh heh.

Good job Mr. Intense hadn`t thought of that tie rod one.....although some of his friends had devised a scheme whereby they`d have pre-marked adjuster rods and just spin from 'French setting' to 'UK setting' when they got off the boat!

The roads were so traffic free and the riding was so enjoyable that (unusually) I didn`t want to stop to take photos,even when a few snow capped peaks hove into view around a bend....I wish I had now.
I once slowed down to find a good place to stop and take a photo,but the moment was lost and I carried on.
Peter commented on this as he had the same thoughts about a few nice snowy mountain photos but he rode on when I accelerated away.
With the benefits of 20/20 hindsight I really do wish I`d stopped,but hey,there`s always next time...and what a great excuse to go back.

Likewise,on the final and wonderfully scenic Meuse Valley ride along the 'D' roads to Verdun,there were a few colourful photo opportunities but I didn`t stop there either....it was an area of bright yellow rapeseed fields and rolling green hills with the river below...it would have made for a couple of nice pics but maybe a bit of that 'Slightly tired and just want to arrive' syndrome had come into play?
The other thing was that although the colours and scenery were fabulous,it really looked very much like almost any country ride in the UK.

Along this section I had a feeling of serendipity.
Before this trip I wondered how much I`d miss my solo bikes which I`d blasted across Europe on....belting along those big Autoroutes and riding for tankful after tankful...stopping only for Peage booths and service stations.
Then hooning round the cols and scraping my stands or footpegs in the bends,etc etc.
How frustrated might I be at 60-65mph max?
How much would I miss leaning the bike over?
How irksome would it be having to consider the nature of some roads as opposed to the Ural`s suitabilty?
Those and several other things had crossed my mind but i wanted to see how European travelling was on a Ural combo.

You know what ?
My feeling was that at last I`d found my perfect Continental tourer!
I wasn`t feeling achey or fatigued...wasn`t feeling stressed.
No concerns at that 'squaring off ' of the tyres which ends up happening on long distance rides on a solo....after all,the more square a combo tyer is,the better.
Absoloutely no hassle or frustration loading up and carrying things.
The lower speeds meant more chance to see things and enjoy my surroundings...and what the heck was there a need to rush for anyway?
Nope....this was a wonderful machine to Euro tour with and I`ll be doing more !

On the more open sections and the bigger roads through the day,there was once again that quite significant gap between Peter and I ... yet with me not really exceeding 60mph at any point,but him definately travelling a fair bit slower than Dee`s sweet spot which was approximately 58mph.
I wasn`t annoyed by this and definetely wasn`t going to get distracted by it,but was still a bit curious as to why anyone would want to attempt decent distances on almost traffic free roads at seemingly less than 50mph.

Anyway.....Verdun hove into view.

As I said,I`d had a pleasant stay in a nice quiet hotel there the year before,so said to Peter that I`d try and find it.
I couldn`t remember the name of the hotel,or the road it was on,but could remember it being near a small archway around the corner from the posh riverside bars and restaurants.
Accordingly I followed the 'Centre Ville' signs until I could spot the river,then headed for the 'posh bit'.
I leaped for joy when I recognised the area and found the narrow road leading to the archway that I`d remembered.
And I was even more chuffed when I found the hotel !

Not only were two rooms available....but Peter got one with a bath tub!!
So he was happy then.
Our wallets were happy too,as a nice en suite room with breakfast worked out at only 55 Euros each.

You can`t help loving France when after years of stuffy and snotty UK hotel staff,you ask in a French hotel if there is suitable parking for the bike.
Sometimes I`ve had the manager or the staff help me get a solo bike in the hotel reception...next to the counter!
One time a hotel manager got a nextdoor doctor to open his private fenced off driveway for my bike to be secured there!

Outside this particular hotel in Verdun was a narrow residential street with payable parking bays,but the lady said 'Just park outside the cafe next door to the hotel...on the pavement...it`ll be okay'.
Such a difference....great stuff.

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This was today`s kilometerage for anyone sat at home calculating it throughout my tale.

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Peter went off to do his 'Rub a dub dub...a Uraller in a tub' thing and I had a nice refreshing shower prior to going for a walkabout.

Verdun has always fascinated me through my interest in matters World War One related...over the years I`ve toured a fair bit of the former Western Front line and read about the pummeling the towns,cities and countryside received....to say nothing of the human losses.
Verdun wasn`t much more than a demolition site after the war but was comprehensively rebuilt to 'better than new' condition afterwards,and in some cases either almost singlehandedly or by small groups.
The archway that we`d been heading for on the way in was in memory of the return to good and the efforts put into it.
I think it was an original gateway to the city and it still had its drawbridge sections and massive counterweight chains attached...very impressive, and the plaques made for some sobering reading too.

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Our hotel is just in the background and visible through the left hand archway.

Here are the massive counterweight chains for the drawbridges....

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Further around the block and along the riverbank was an even more impressive archway.....the roadway led into the town itself.

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This next one`s a bit dark,sorry...it was the clash of bright sunlight and shadowed areas...but this is taken more or less walking into the town from that archway above.

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The spotless and litter free walkway led to an impressive bank of stone steps that in turn took you high above the buildings and shops....to a large war memorial equipped with some old cannons.
There was a museum inside this monument but sadly it was closed for the evening.

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This war monument was actually in memory of soldiers from both World War One and World War Two...quite unusual in France as they usually seem to be individually dedicated.

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Here`s a view along the river,taken from a point just opposite the large tower type archway above and to the side of the monument above.
To the right of the fountains is a selection of very good restaurants and small bars..this is where we gorged ourselves on a rather large meal each,and very enjoyable it was too!
Despite looking a tad expensive,the prices were very reasonable and the only snag was choosing from the great variety available.

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Being on holiday...and being in France..I naturally had to start with a large plate of Burgundy snails in garlic butter....delicious!

And talking of snails...you`re not in France until you`ve seen a Citroen 2CV !!

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Another alcohol fuelled evening ensued....and so did another discussion about Ural final drive gear ratios.....and feelings of over revving.
We again discussed how he was in a perfect situation of being able to swap items over from his solo at home to experiment with at no cost.
Hmmm,I started to wonder again about why Peter felt this was happening.....

We also discussed the next day`s plans,as we could really get into chilled out holiday mode now...because we weren`t actually sailing until 10.30pm on Tuesday 18th.

Effectively, we had another two days remaining.

(To be continued ... )
 
What a tale. It almost makes me want to give up riding motorcycles....

But not quite :D
 
Cheers again guys.....sorry once more for the delay in writing this up.


Monday May 17th 2010.

Following a good night`s sleep in my comfy room,I took my luggage out to Dee before breakfast to save heaving bike gear and luggage all at the same time later on....and set about giving her the customary pre-ride checkover.
Tyre treads were okay (although the rear was wearing down quite a bit..it was part worn before setting off anyway) and the pressures were fine.
She needed about 200ml of engine oil......about 1/4" of oil on the dipstick.. and I`d just finished doing this and refitting the dipstick when I heard an excited jabbering behind me.
Suddenly fearing a reappearance of Mr Intense from the Amicale (surely he hadn`t followed us to Verdun ?? ) or at least another interrogation about 'Le Panier a Gauche',I was initially reluctant to make eye contact with the clearly excitable being behind me.
But then I could hear 'Moto Rousse ?? Vouz etes Rousse ??' etc etc.

I looked around to see a very friendly looking guy who proceeded to point at my Irbit Motorcycle Show sticker on Dee,and at the Irbit and Ural badges on my jacket.
He was very excited about Dee and also about Peter`s Ural....and I told him that they were indeed Russian bikes.
He then kept asking if I was Russian too.
At that point I realised that he had an unusual accent,and it turned out that he was Russian !
He was a Russian pharmacist on business here in France (make of that what you will...but he was a very nice chap either way) and in the blink of an eye he proffered his very expesive camera for me to take photos of him aboard Dee.
Whilst he was aboard I took a photo of him myself .

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Following a fairly lengthy chat about my visit to Russia....and our Ural Adventure,and what we were hoping to see and do while still abroad,he got into his chauffer driven car and sped away,thumb up from a lowered window.

Again,another of the crazy things that happen while you`re travelling by bike...and another example of the social element that Urals in particular bring forth.

I decided to go for a short walk around the block before breakfast and to take another look at the sights I recorded in the previous photos above.
The Verdun version of 'school run' and 'rush hour' was taking place...and it was a totally relaxed,hassle free and fairly peaceful passage of school children and assorted cars...none of the manic aggression and blaring of horns or rowdiness of scally school goers that occurs in UK.

Talking of scallies....this shop window sign made me chuckle.

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I met Peter back at the hotel for a tasty but surly breakfast ..... an unusual arrangement of what appeared to be a buffet servery but items were brought to you by unsmiling and rigidly upright ladies....the coffee was at low level and Peter felt too intimidated to go and ask for more.....I must admit it was a bit of a daunting experience to go and ask,but we topped our levels off satisfactorily before leaving.

As I said earlier,due to our sailing not being until 10.30pm on Tuesday we basically had two days to play with and we were only a leisurely day`s ride from Hook of Holland where we were.
Peter suggested we visit and maybe stay in Gent in Belgium (North West of Brussels) as it is apparently very picturesque and historic.
I`d never been and knew nothing about the place so agreed on that as a plan.

And a slightly bitter sweet day was about to get under way................

(To be continued...later on today)
 
Monday 17th May Continued

(A fair bit of text and few photos in this section)

Right..both Urals are loaded and we`re heading for Gent in Belgium.

I`ve always found Belgium to be a bit of a paradox.....the people I`ve met have all been lovely,friendly and helpful people.
Yet the standard of driving I`ve encountered in the times I`ve dipped into Belgium or crossed it has mostly been atrocious.....very much like in UK with unpredictable and reckless actions....and almost suicidal or homicidal at times.
The Eastern half and its countryside....especially the Ardennes is fabulous.
Easy going,spacious,relaxing....pleasant.
The Western half (to me at least) seems 'bitty',and crammed,even over populated.
The country roads are mostly good and well surfaced.
Yet the motorways are aweful with potholes and overbanding galore.
Belgian place names,rather like the alternative road numbers I`ve explained on the motorways,apear on the map and on road signs in a variety of spellings and sometimes totally different words for the same place.
Gent is also Gand.....Mechelen is also Malines..Kortrijk is also Courtrai,etc etc.

But all that certainly makes for an interesting place!
And we were heading there.

Today`s route was to be a blend of country roads as far as possible but Gent is in an aforementioned 'bitty' location if you look at a map.
So the route had a fair few road changes.
Also,midway between Verdun and Gent was a certain place called Chimay,and you know what comes from there don`t you ???
Mmmmmm......the very finest of Trappist Beers,that`s what !
It would have been reckless in the extreme to miss Chimay out so that was a suggested dinnertime stop.

If you want to plot the day`s route,I`d decided on following the lovely Meuse valley again for a short while which meant leaving Verdun on the D964 through Charney-s-Meuse until the D38 to Varennes en Argonne and then the scenic D946 through Vouziers to Rethel.
Then the D985 through Signy-l`Abbaye to the junction West of Charleville Mezieres where the D8043 would take us to Mon Idee.
The D32 would take us across the border into Belgium and the N589 would get us into Chimay.
From here,the N53 would take us North to Beaumont and then N55 to Binche.
We`d stay on the N55 through Soignes and Enghein then up to Ninove where the N45 would take us a short way to the Westbound motorway of A10 (E40..here we go again) into Gent (Gand...as I said.....).

Sorry if the direction bits are tedious to you but some folk have enjoyed following our route on their maps.

Initially we enjoyed a dry and pleasant ride...admittedly with a bit of a gap between us again (you`ll just have to read on to find out the main reason for this,heh heh).

But in the distance the sky was what I call a 'Zebra Sky'...increasingly dark and 'right down to the ground'...and seemingly striped with dark bands of torrential rain.
Yup...we were heading for one of those mega rain storms that seem unique to France....and seem to have happened at least once in every French trip over the last five years or so.

Peter had seemed to be going slower than ever for the last few miles but had caught me up while at a junction in one of the towns.
He was shouting out that something was wrong with his Ural....no throttle response...not feeling right.
I pulled to side of the road,and went to see what was wrong.
It was at this moment that the skies opened and subjected us to rainfall like being in a car wash.

I was torn between two choices.....don my waterproofs or take a photo of Peter`s second breakdown !!
My riding gear was waterproof but this sort of deluge warranted a one piece suit over it......but naturally the photograph took priority,heh heh.

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The problem was his throttle cable splitter (junction box) coming apart.
Whilst at home Peter had been doing some work on his throttle cables and he dropped and lost the 'top hat' off his cable splitter junction box...he fabricated a replacement and put the bike back together.
And promptly found the original!!

Fortunately he`d had the presence of mind to bring the original with him,and it was decided to refit it,rather than put the home made one back together.
It was madness trying to sort it in this torrential rain,and on seeing a car windscreen replacement workshop opposite,I suggested that Peter asked if we could wheel the Ural in to fix it.
This we did after a bit of faffing about.

And as if by magic the rain stopped while we were indoors!

Time to get going again.....

(Continued in a short while...)
 
Monday 17th May 2010 Continued Again

(Sorry..another 'more text than photos' section)

Right...the rain has stopped...the storm has passed.

Time has passed too....we`ve been an hour or so getting Peter`s Ural sorted and the throttles balanced.

Onwards Ho......destination Gent (Gand) via Chimay.

The roads were still wet,and there was quite a lot of road spray about..especially from the lorries,so I got past them and back into clear vision whenever I could.
I`d hoped that the throttle cable problem was the reason for Peter`s periodically pedestrian progress (did you like that ? )...but alas not and something was definately going on.....either it was simply a different choice of travelling pace or some other factor was at play.
Anyway,I tucked it to the back of my mind as it was the only thing where we seemed to be at odds throughout our time away.

We passed a small roadside sign with the European ring of stars and the letter B in the middle....welcome to Belgium!
Accordingly the road numbers went from D prefixes to N prefixes,and they turned to blue with a different font.
Belgian signage was good and legible,and we were soon in Chimay.
I`d hoped to find a nice cafe or restaurant for a leisurely lunch stop but time was getting on and we had a fair run still do do to get to Gent (Gand).
Seeing as we needed petrol,and the first petrol station sold baguettes and coffee,we ended up with a 'Traveller`s Lunch' on the forecourt.

But we didn`t miss out on the real reason for coming to Chimay!!

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Fortified....no,we didn`t drink the beer there...we carried on.
Things were mostly going okay,despite the ever present spray and drizzle.
And after a while,the roads dried out completely and temperatures rose.

So too,did mine......
I can`t say why really,but I started getting a 'freak on' .
It may have been due to me getting a bit tired...maybe because we were later in the day than planned due to the cable problem...or because the roads were getting busier with traffic,combined with being at that school emptying out time and associated traffic jams going through small towns.
But I got into a right one...cussing all the 'effing traffic' and my 'effing rainsuit is like an effing oven' ...my 'effing helmet is doing my effing head in'....'more effing idiots here than at home'....'effing this,effing that'...'I`m effing well stopping here for a while'.

'Here'....by the way....was right at the side of the road,in the middle of a town....in the midst of a traffic jam!
I just rode Dee onto the pavement,stopped,and got off her.
Peter,bless him,was 'Mr Cool' and probably realised that I just needed a moment`s chillout...he suggested maybe a cold drink or (on seeing two children carring tubs of ice cream) maybe an ice cream would be in order?
I agreed,and thanked him as he set off on foot to find a shop.

Gulping from a bottle of water from Dee`s sidecar,I glanced down and was mortified!!!
Dee was more grey than maroon and cream!!
No chrome was visible at all...she looked like a clay model!!
All that roadspray had carried a full coating of road slime and mud all over her.
AAAARGGGHH !!!
(Those who understand my polishing fetish are probably chuckling right now.)

That was it....time to get my travelling companion from the sidecar boot.

Cue.....MISTER SHEEN ALL SURFACE POLISH AND A MICROFIBRE DUSTER !!

And I cleaned Dee at the roadside while a traffic jam crawled past,heh heh.

Peter returned empty handed....to this day we don`t know where those children had bought their ice cream from.... maybe they were a mirage!
He too became a blur of activity as he wielded an old rag in a most impressive manner and cleaned his Ural too.
What on Earth the people in the passing cars thought of us I can only imagine.
The bike cleaning got rid of my pent up frustration and potential aggression, and also gave my tired and cramped joints a bit of a workout...so I felt much better.
Besides which...and more to the point....Dee was all clean and shiny again!!

So let`s get going again.
Well,it would have been nice to,but we hit the mother of all commuter traffic chaos from Engheim all the way to the motorway near Aalst.
Heat,frustration....stop,start.
The motorway A10 (E40) all the way to Gent (Gand) was berserk and once again I was mostly on my own with Peter several lorries behind me.

When we finally got to Gent (Gand),beautiful as it looked,we encountered a city designed from the point of view of motorised traffic being the work of the Devil himself,and it was all cycleways,tramways and multiple roads as 'No Entry' to motorised traffic....leading to a lot of doubling back and riding down 'dead ends'.
We eventually found an Ibis hotel .. which wasn`t really what we wanted...but couldn`t decide on falling about laughing or having a coronary at the 98 Euro a night charge plus parking charges too!
We also saw some signs for smaller hotels,but after nearly an hour of effectively riding the same roads over and over again,all whilst dodging trams and constantly scanning for suicidal cyclists,I felt another 'freak out' approaching.
It was getting late...we were tired and hungry,and hot....and we needed somewhere soon.

I suggested to Peter that it would probably be best to get away from Gent(Gand) and look in surrounding towns for a hotel.
Accordingly I got us back on the A10 (E40) headed westwards towards Brugge and Oostend.
At the first motorway junction clear of the city was the town of Aalter,so we turned off for that...and lo and behold,there was a sign for a hotel in the middle of the town!

The town seemed to be placed either side of a straight road,although we had to negotiatate some ever present 'deviation' signs due to roadworks.
There was a Citroen garage with an amazing old Citroen DS car in the entrance...it looked as good as new.

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I`m not really one for cars but this was nice....very stylish.

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And then we found it...Hotel Capitole.
From the outside you just see a wallsign and a big glass front...with central galss doors into a courtyard...and the reception is across the way.
It is a movie themed hotel which I think used to be an actual cinema,as there is a cinema within.
There`s a huge movie camera next to the reception desk.
All the rooms have old black and white movie star names to them,and the hallways are decorated with black and white movie posters.
We got a splendid ensuite room each for 65 Euro (yes,Peter had a bath in his!) including breakfast.
A bizarre coincidence is that I like black and white movies..and especially any of Marilyn Monroe`s movies...and guess what room I got ??

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A bit like in Verdun,when I asked about bike parking,the guy said not to worry about the payment meter parking bays opposite,but to just park on the pavement outside....so we did...and it just happened to be right outside the town`s Police Station !
In the morning,two Policemen were next to the bikes...no,not ticketing them,but just looking at them and pointing things out to each other.
Oh no....surely not a Belgian version of 'Le Panier a Gauche' ??

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After a half hour catnap and a shower I was restored back to my former glory from the day`s effects...on thinking back to it,I think I was just tired,and it had been a long day.
Here`s today`s odometer reading.

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Peter emerged pink and smiling from his bath and we went for a walk to find somewhere to eat.........eventually finding a very reasonable Chinese restaurant.
We enjoyed a nice meal and reminisced on our day`s experiences then made our sleepy way back to the hotel where we both slept like logs.
Tomorrow would be the last proper day of our holiday.

(To be continued)
 
Great read Tarka. I need to hear the resolution to Peter's 'over revving' issue - tell us! :thumb2
 
Cheers again,GasBoy and Matt.

Tuesday 11th May 2010

Our last day abroad dawned bright and dry.
I awoke from the sleep of the dead in a very comfortable and quite posh bedroom after yesterday`s trials and tribulations, had a shower and then took my main luggage out to Dee before breakfast.

Naturally,I`d also got dressed prior to doing this,too.

Despite there seeming to be just one road through the middle of our town of Aalter, there was only the odd passing car while I checked Dee over.
The oil needed its daily 1/4" or so of top up...and that rear tyre was looking a bit grim.
Nothing to worry about,of course,as I had the fully interchangeable spare wheel on the rear of the sidecar.
This is a great feature of the Ural,and sadly partly lost on the current front disc equipped models as the front wheel is now unique.....pity a bit of thought didn`t go into a removeable hub component that carried the disc and still allowed wheel interchangeability.
(One of the Amicale guys had performed this very mod on his bike but I don`t seem to have taken a photo of it).

The night before,while Peter and I were walking about and looking for an eating place,we`d spotted three guys walking further down the road in items of bike clothing.
Whilst I was checking Dee this morning,one of the trio appeared from our hotel and walked a few buildings down the road,then into a large passageway.

He reappeared from what turned out to be a garage pushing a VERY nice looking Yamaha XT500...the classic and iconic big single trailbike.
He wheeled it along the pavement and parked just down from Dee.
It was in lovely condition and I greeted him.
He was a German guy who only spoke a little English.
Seeing as my German is useless for conversation...being all that I gleaned from a boyhood of reading 'Commando' comics,and there not being much call for 'Hande hoche,Englander pigdog' or 'Achtung,Schpitfeur',we were reduced to a limited greeting and approval of each other`s bikes.

His XT certainly was a beauty.

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Moments after taking this photo,one of his friends appeared from the garage pushing another classic Yamaha 500 single..this time a very rare road orientated SR500 model and yet another nice condition machine.
Quite a looker,in fact.

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And then the third of the trio pushed his bike into place...this one being the big twin cylindered Yamaha XTZ750 Super Tenere.
This model itself has received a bit of a cult following over the years and I always fancied buying one but never got around to it.
Again,this bike was in good condition...but it did have the most unusually situated item of luggage...can you spot it ??

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One of the trio spoke pretty good English and it turned out that they were on their way home to Germany after being at an XT rally in the UK... the rally was in Hay-on-Wye in fact,a lovely town full of new and used bookshops which I`ve visited and stayed at.

Peter met me for breakfast...another 'help yourself' buffet one with none of the intimidation (perceived or actual) met at Verdun... and as I said previously,it was a very enjoyable one...great selection and all fresh and tasty stuff.
We gorged on fruit,cereals,hard boiled eggs,fresh bread rolls,tea and coffee.

I really enjoyed our stay at Hotel Capitole in Aalter and I`m going to return sometime soon.

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But no time for reflection (groan)...tonight we sail from the Hook of Holland.

It`s not very far,and we`ve got all day...sailing at 10.30pm..so we`re going to be taking a lovely looking coastal road route.

Food and coffee levels topped up,Urals loaded up,let`s get going....

(Continued very soon.....after a coffee break.)
 


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