floyd
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PS Ronno I will get a lick of that german helmet in Ullapool
PS Ronno I will get a lick of that german helmet in Ullapool
I so hope so tooonyack
In the meantime, here is a photo of the outfit that I intend to be wearing to greet Mike when he arrives in Spain. Please do not tell Ramos...
I Am feckin Crying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hebby
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Ya bloody bouncer. Top man Ronno. I hinna laughed so much in ages. 
Priceless.
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An absolute classic...was thinkin aw naw, surely no...then aw aye!!
An absolute classic...was thinkin aw naw, surely no
...then aw aye!! 
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FFs I havn't laughed so much in ages.......brilliant
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When I started on this Spanish Javi thing wi' Floyd, I didnae really know whaur it was headin' but it just kind o' developed. Then I met up wi' Floyd a few weeks ago in Tomintoul and he mentioned Javi in Spain and how much he was lookin forward tae meetin him for runs and stuff and the fact that Javi owned a pub 
(I knew that would be a slight appeal for Floyd 
)
I thought aboot stringin' it oot and have "Javi" appearin' at GOTC in Ullapool then decided on the photo thing. What I had decided some time ago was to introduce the fact that Javi was gay and that he had a jealous lover. Gi'e Floyd his due...this didnae put him off. I even opened a Spanish email account for Javi and this is what Floyd sent (after he knew aboot Javi and Ramos )
Hi Javi, how are you? I am going back to work tomorrow ( I work on an oil rig ) We have booked the Euro tunnel for Friday the 3rd of July so hope to be in Spain on the 6th we are taking it easy as we will have our 2 dogs with us and my GS will be on the trailer.
This is my mobile number 077xxxxxxx
What are the dates for your town festival as I am away for 2 weeks every month
Regards
Mike
What a trooper Floyd is No' even the thought o' a jealous gay Spaniard could put him aff his stride once he got wind o' a festival and a drop o' the auld Jägermeister
(I knew that would be a slight appeal for Floyd )I thought aboot stringin' it oot and have "Javi" appearin' at GOTC in Ullapool then decided on the photo thing. What I had decided some time ago was to introduce the fact that Javi was gay and that he had a jealous lover. Gi'e Floyd his due...this didnae put him off.
I even opened a Spanish email account for Javi and this is what Floyd sent (after he knew aboot Javi and Ramos )Hi Javi, how are you? I am going back to work tomorrow ( I work on an oil rig ) We have booked the Euro tunnel for Friday the 3rd of July so hope to be in Spain on the 6th we are taking it easy as we will have our 2 dogs with us and my GS will be on the trailer.
This is my mobile number 077xxxxxxx
What are the dates for your town festival as I am away for 2 weeks every month
Regards
Mike
What a trooper Floyd is
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You're a bad bad man Ronno
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you coulda wax first
you coulda wax first
Klanky
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Ronno, a glittering career awaits you in the world of online scamming.
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Ronno, a glittering career awaits you in the world of online scamming.
Hmmm...I wonder if there would be any money in that?..
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Brilliant!!
And of course I won't mention a thing about this to Floyd when he gets back out to the rig. I will however mention it to the crew before he arrives!!!!
And of course I won't mention a thing about this to Floyd when he gets back out to the rig. I will however mention it to the crew before he arrives!!!!
Read this thread yesterday afternoon and noted the jealous “life partner” and wondered where this was going.
Spent most of last night in A&E (don’t have kids!) and just caught up the now.
Kimmel, you are complete bampot, will you go back to the doctor and get some more medication.
Any photos of Ramos ?????
Spent most of last night in A&E (don’t have kids!) and just caught up the now.
Kimmel, you are complete bampot, will you go back to the doctor and get some more medication.
Any photos of Ramos ?????
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This was one of "Javi's" first posts:
The line now in bold proved to be true
Hi Mike, yes I now see it on my map of Scotland.
I will take time off my work for any excuse for riding my GSand taking you for a ride will be my pleasure. Also to introduce you to some of our great roads and maybe meet some other motor cyclists who come into my bar.
Kind regards
Javi
The line now in bold proved to be true
Uinneag
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Wrist last time, skiing. Ankle this time, seeing who could jump the furthest off of the swings 
We would never o done that as kids.
I should keep them home, sitting in front o the telly n playing puter games all night
Anyway, still waiting oan photos of Ramos
Does he have a tash n aw.
We would never o done that as kids.
I should keep them home, sitting in front o the telly n playing puter games all night
Anyway, still waiting oan photos of Ramos
Does he have a tash n aw.
Klanky
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Yes Ronno.
You have been specially selected as a candidate to become a valued member of our online scamming gang.
To register, please leave £500 in used notes behing the cistern of the 3rd toilet in the toilet block of Broomfield Campsite, we will collect on the first weekend in June.
Yours Sincerely
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