Tossers-in-the-Tejeda III - 2nd-9th October 2010

[Greg Masters]

A constant stream of tossers arrived at Masters Towers during the day yesterday and I soon accumulated quite a collection of trail bikes.

Last night a wagon also arrived and the bikes were loaded and are now en-route to southern Spain to be reunited with their owners on Saturday.



Greg

 

[JohnnyBoxer]

Last night a wagon also arrived and the bikes were loaded and are now en-route to southern Spain to be reunited with their owners on Saturday.



Greg

Hurry up then................................we're all so fecked off we can't come

 

[BAKERMAN]

Hurry up then................................we're all so fecked off we can't come

I think your`ll find its a chosen few

 

[JohnnyBoxer]

I think your`ll find its a chosen few

I'm sure there is a list of names

 

[Greg Masters]

I'm sure there is a list of names

You'll be able to apply for Tossers-in-the-Tejeda IV in a couple of weeks!



Greg

 

[JohnnyBoxer]

You'll be able to apply for Tossers-in-the-Tejeda IV in a couple of weeks!



Greg

I fancy it................but I'll have to get fitter for the 2011 trip

 

[Greg Masters]

I fancy it................but I'll have to get fitter for the 2011 trip

Fit? You're having a larf!

Yesterday this year's tossers were all tucking into Bakes' shortbread like it was going out of fashion! I don't think 'fit' was on anybody's mind!!



Greg

 

[BAKERMAN]

Pies then next year

 

[bakerlonglegs]

Fit? You're having a larf!

+1

 

[Berin]

I was planning on getting fit on the ride in......

 

[Deleted account D]

My training approach

starts about 7am Friday morning in the executive lounge at stanstead airport

 

[Greg Masters]

The Spanish flavour ....

Our first dinner on Saturday night will be on a Spanish theme. Can everyone please dress appropriately for dinner? If the ladies wish to wear castanets and flamencos, that'd be fine.

The main course will be La Paella (for Bakes that is Ella Pie).



Greg

 

[Greg Masters]

Essential Spanish phrases ....

¡No me rompas las pelotas! = Don't break my balls! (Don't bother me)

Tacho = Trash Bin (Taxi)

Dar bola = To give ball (To pay attention)

Guacho = Orphan (Son of a bitch)

Gracias penis = Thank you cock

¡Que ojete! = What ass (How lucky!)

La puta que te re parió = The bitch that gave birth to you

Pajero = Masturbator (Tosser)

 

[Timolgra]

¡No me rompas las pelotas! = Don't break my balls! (Don't bother me)

Tacho = Trash Bin (Taxi)

Dar bola = To give ball (To pay attention)

Guacho = Orphan (Son of a bitch)

Gracias penis = Thank you cock

¡Que ojete! = What ass (How lucky!)

La puta que te re parió = The bitch that gave birth to you

Pajero = Masturbator (Tosser)

And...
¿Cuánto para el pato? How much for the duck?

¿Puedo montar esto encima de las escaleras?...........

 

[Greg Masters]

And...

¿Puedo montar esto encima de las escaleras?...........

 

[bakerlonglegs]

Our first dinner on Saturday night will be on a Spanish theme. Can everyone please dress appropriately for dinner?

Oh, NOW you tell us! How am I going to get my bullfighter's outfit into a wheely-handbag?!?

 

[ONYERBIKE]

Oh, NOW you tell us! How am I going to get my bullfighter's outfit into a wheely-handbag?!?

Wear the outfit on the plane.......use your initiative!

 

[Greg Masters]

Wear the outfit on the plane.......use your initiative!

Just make sure that it hasn't been pre-gored!

 

[Deleted account D]

Our first dinner on Saturday night will be on a Spanish theme. Can everyone please dress appropriately for dinner? If the ladies wish to wear castanets and flamencos, that'd be fine.

The main course will be La Paella (for Bakes that is Ella Pie).



Greg

Dress appropriatly ??

Can you be more specific, I didnt pack my best frock, bearing in mind im already packed and my bag is somewhere on the european continent.


Can we bring a friend, there a couple of places in Torrox ........

 

[Greg Masters]

Has your friend got a friend?