Tossers Tipple AWOL?
Once upon a time a Tosser ordered two Tipple's on the 18th day of a month. He paid for these Tipples by the magical means of electrons and a deity known as Paypal.
Accordingly the Tipples were despatched on the 19th and he should have been partaking of his magical elixir on the 20th. Except he wasn't
(In fact he still isn't
)
The Tosser PM'd the vendor a week later. This sainted Tosser had waited patiently for a week before enquiring as to the whereabouts of his Tipple
. (Maybe this saintly Tosser had a masochistic streak and wanted to enjoy being so heinously deprived of his pleasures
.) At this stage it seemed like a fairy tale, people surely don't have such patience in this, the real world
.
Anyway the Tosser and all his family and servants were away from the castle when the courier tried to deliver so there was supposed to be a card through the door. The Tipples are awaiting him at the depot.
Now the reason for this protracted story is to spur folk into asking sooner. Undelivered high quality spirits have a habit of disappearing, especially in the weeks before Christmas.
We will normally despatch the day after payment is received except that we won't despatch on a friday unless you specifically request us to do so. If somebody is home you should receive your order the day after despatch.
So, ordered Monday no show Wednesday? PM me. The only exception will normally be if you have paid by bank transfer and your tardy profiteering bank haven't transfered the funds the same day. Or if I'm off ill and haven't instructed someone to deputise
which could be a possibility although it hasn't been yet.
Once upon a time a Tosser ordered two Tipple's on the 18th day of a month. He paid for these Tipples by the magical means of electrons and a deity known as Paypal.
Accordingly the Tipples were despatched on the 19th and he should have been partaking of his magical elixir on the 20th. Except he wasn't
(In fact he still isn't)The Tosser PM'd the vendor a week later
. This sainted Tosser had waited patiently for a week before enquiring as to the whereabouts of his Tipple. (Maybe this saintly Tosser had a masochistic streak and wanted to enjoy being so heinously deprived of his pleasures.) At this stage it seemed like a fairy tale, people surely don't have such patience in this, the real world.Anyway the Tosser and all his family and servants were away from the castle when the courier tried to deliver so there was supposed to be a card through the door. The Tipples are awaiting him at the depot.
Now the reason for this protracted story is to spur folk into asking sooner. Undelivered high quality spirits have a habit of disappearing, especially in the weeks before Christmas.
We will normally despatch the day after payment is received except that we won't despatch on a friday unless you specifically request us to do so. If somebody is home you should receive your order the day after despatch.
So, ordered Monday no show Wednesday? PM me. The only exception will normally be if you have paid by bank transfer and your tardy profiteering bank haven't transfered the funds the same day. Or if I'm off ill and haven't instructed someone to deputise
which could be a possibility although it hasn't been yet.
