TouraTech travel event - help for those from London

[Deleted Member I]

I have been pretty nervous about this TouraTech travel event as it is in this foreign land called WALES. The last time I was there .. I broke my leg

I remember I could understand the road signs or the people. So I thought I'd be better prepared.

1. To ask for assistance to the Touratech event .. you need to say
" 'Bore-da' .. how do you get to 'Us-strad-gun-lice' ?"

2. On arrival at Touratech .. greet the staff with ..
" 'Shumai-but'!"
Or if you arrive late in the afternoon ..
"'prin-hound-da-but'"

I haven't figured out how you ask for food yet .. so it might still be an interesting weekend

 

[Urban Rider]

Hi Tom

We'll be leaving from my place around 0730 if ya fancy joining us for the ride to foreign lands.....

 

[BillWright]

Breakfast

Hi

Two of us are leaving from Stoke Poges on Saturday. Did you find anywhere for a good fat boys en route. We were going to go there on the A40 and back on the M4/A4.

Can't give a time because they've changed my shift so there is a late finish Friday night.

Cheers

Bill

 

[bladerunner]

Generally speaking, the favoured greeting hereabouts is "Can I buy you a pint?" You'll find the natives very friendly then!

 

[Wapping]

Generally speaking, the favoured greeting hereabouts is "Can I buy you a pint?" You'll find the natives very friendly then!

The natives could be friendly by saying, "May we buy you a pint?"

That would really get things off to a good start.

 

[bladerunner]

OK

I'll rise to the challenge.

Tell me what you will be looking like, and if I see you I'll buy you a pint!!

I shall be setting off around 2pm Saturday from junction 34 of M4, so if anyone needs directing and will be thereabouts, I can lead.

Luke Pavey (no relation) and I will be wandering around with a film camera (for reasons too complicated to explain). I'll be in a grey roadcrafter, silver balistics.


CU there

 

[Deleted Member I]

hmmm ....

 

[Captain GSA]

Hi Tom

We'll be leaving from my place around 0730 if ya fancy joining us for the ride to foreign lands.....

WTF ...

0730?

0730?

7.30 am?

Half past seven?

Half past f'kin seven o'clock in the morning!!!!!!!!?

....are you having a laugh or what? The whole idea of starting from your place is that we can have a lay in (not together )

Don't forget your wellington boots .....

 

[G4]

WTF ...

0730?

0730?

7.30 am?

Half past seven?

Half past f'kin seven o'clock in the morning!!!!!!!!?

....are you having a laugh or what? The whole idea of starting from your place is that we can have a lay in (not together )

Don't forget your wellington boots .....

Think your self lucky mate, me leaving at 06.30 to meet up with you bunch See You At the bridge.