Two Irishmen

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Two Irishmen were looking at the new Anne Summers catalogue and were admiring the models.

Paddy says to Mick, 'Bejaysus, have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?'
Mick replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful, but just look at the price!'
Paddy says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'

Mick smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I'll get one too.'

Three weeks later, Mick asks Paddy, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Anne Summers catalogue?'

Paddy replies.'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!'

:aidan :kissy2
 
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'
Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece and made a profit of £898'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two pounds back.'
Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland
 
Ash said:
Two Irishmen were looking at the new Anne Summers catalogue and were admiring the models.

Paddy says to Mick, 'Bejaysus, have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?'
Mick replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful, but just look at the price!'
Paddy says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'

Mick smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I'll get one too.'

Three weeks later, Mick asks Paddy, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Anne Summers catalogue?'

Paddy replies.'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!'


wrong section dude... should be in the (Bad) joke corner, unless of course you are trying to be provocative

mods??
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A detachment of black and tans are patroling in east leitrim in 1920 when a young lad of about 14 jumps out in front of the truck.
C'mon ye english cowards, i'll take on the lot of ye. He then jumps back behind the wall. Officer in charge sends 5 strapping Somme veterans to sort the cheeky chap out. There follows the sounds of an almighty struggle. When his 5 men fail to return he sends another 5, then another , finally he sends the remaining troops down the road. Eventually one of them staggers back, beaten and bloody. Retreat Sir, he croaks, it's a trap. There's two of the buggers.

:augie
 
If this is going to be moved, will all the FS & W ads go from the Ireland area as well?[/QUOTE]

tell you what , if I start telling english jokes in the south east section or where ever and see how long it takes for the whole thing to go off....

FS & W ads ??? right ..
 
John Armstrong said:
If this is going to be moved, will all the FS & W ads go from the Ireland area as well?
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will the sales be moved from the others sections too then... the rules seem to be have relaxed/ignored in other sections and if section mods or super mods are ignoring these sales over the last few months it sets a precedent it would be unfair then to mod the Ireland section differently than any other section... but i do think the Ireland section has a more justified claim to have some ads placed in it compared to most sections as Bike prices are vastly different and an Irish Bike will very rarely sell outside of Ireland.
I do think that any ad should still be in the FS&W section and only a link placed in a thread in the likes of the Ireland section.. and that thread then closed so that all correspondence be done in the FS&W threads.

as for jokes i think if someone was posting them to provoke maybe move them... but that's on a post by post judgement call... most do no harm.. we can take a good joke over here
 
TUNED IN said:
but i do think the Ireland section has a more justified claim to have some ads placed in it compared to most sections as Bike prices are vastly different and an Irish Bike will very rarely sell outside of Ireland.
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More reasons for seperate areas for the FS & W? I can see the argument for bikes in Euro's and also for actual GS bits, other makes bike bits, and then the rest.
 
it's a bad job when you cant post a harmless joke on UKGSer.
ment purely as a joke.
" provocative " where did that come from.
last person out, please shut the door.

contact23 please see below, i include taking the pish out of us brits as well.
http://www.ukgser.com/forums/showthread.php?t=208509
it's very sad when you cant have some fun here.
 
Vicious Irish Joke

Reminds me of the hoary old chestnut:

Why are Irishman jokes so stupid?

So that the English can understand them!
 
Myke Rocks said:
Reminds me of the hoary old chestnut:

Why are Irishman jokes so stupid?

So that the English can understand them!
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if you don't behave. :rob
i will send Mandy around to stay with you for a month :eek
THAT WILL LEARN YOU. :comfort
 
Mandy

Ash said:
if you don't behave. :rob
i will send Mandy around to stay with you for a month :eek
THAT WILL LEARN YOU. :comfort
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What a frightening thought.

However, I believe you mean "TEACH" (Apologies, but I'm a pedant for the Queen's English)
 
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