Two Irishmen

[chad]

A detachment of black and tans are patroling in east leitrim in 1920 when a young lad of about 14 jumps out in front of the truck.
C'mon ye english cowards, i'll take on the lot of ye. He then jumps back behind the wall. Officer in charge sends 5 strapping Somme veterans to sort the cheeky chap out. There follows the sounds of an almighty struggle. When his 5 men fail to return he sends another 5, then another , finally he sends the remaining troops down the road. Eventually one of them staggers back, beaten and bloody. Retreat Sir, he croaks, it's a trap. There's two of the buggers.

made me chuckle did that

 

[GerryC]

P J sent me these two last week - he's probably too reticent to post them here?

Paddy asks Murphy: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which Murphy replies, "well, if they fell forward, they'd still be in the feckin boat!"


An American, lost on the back roads of Ireland, stops his car in a little village and goes into a local pub to ask for directions.
"Bartender", he says, "Could ye possibly tell me the quickest way to Killarney?"
"Indeed I could," says the bartender "are ye walkin', or are ye drivin' ?"
"I'm drivin' " he answers....
"Well....... that’s the quickest way for sure!".

 

[Mandylicious]

P J sent me these two last week - he's probably too reticent to post them here?

Paddy asks Murphy: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which Murphy replies, "well, if they fell forward, they'd still be in the feckin boat!"


An American, lost on the back roads of Ireland, stops his car in a little village and goes into a local pub to ask for directions.
"Bartender", he says, "Could ye possibly tell me the quickest way to Killarney?"
"Indeed I could," says the bartender "are ye walkin', or are ye drivin' ?"
"I'm drivin' " he answers....
"Well....... that’s the quickest way for sure!".

Very good

 

[Myke Rocks]

Learn?

" learn " local dialect, same meaning

No, not local dialect. Whe have the same useage here. Just poo English!

 

[ShortArse]

P J sent me these two last week - he's probably too reticent to post them here?

Paddy asks Murphy: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which Murphy replies, "well, if they fell forward, they'd still be in the feckin boat!"


An American, lost on the back roads of Ireland, stops his car in a little village and goes into a local pub to ask for directions.
"Bartender", he says, "Could ye possibly tell me the quickest way to Killarney?"
"Indeed I could," says the bartender "are ye walkin', or are ye drivin' ?"
"I'm drivin' " he answers....
"Well....... that’s the quickest way for sure!".

I like the first one

 

[Ash]

No, not local dialect. Whe have the same useage here. Just poo English!

lifes to short to worry about such things.