Vamos ! 🇵🇹

So about the lunchtime incident …….
I was busting for a pee so turned up a track and this fucking mad man came charging out

‘GET OFF MY FUCKING LAND OR I’LL SET THE WILD BOARS ON YOU’

The fucker then tried to strangle me

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He then kidnapped us and made us eat lunch at knifepoint

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Turned out to be a really nice bloke

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What the fuck was th att all about ? 😜

The visit was short but sweet, bit like the bloke 😜

Our route from today .
An epic day out

:D :D :D :D

It was 39c when you left, I recall you mentioning it was quite hot. :D

Good to meet you and Steve...When Steve recovers from his coma, I reckon he could be a good all round guy...:D

We shall meet again. :beerjug:
 
:D :D :D :D

It was 39c when you left, I recall you mentioning it was quite hot. :D

Good to meet you and Steve...When Steve recovers from his coma, I reckon he could be a good all round guy...:D

We shall meet again. :beerjug:
We will.
You’re a star (that’s Swahili for ‘cuñt’).
Lovely to meet Wendy and your bro too.. 👍🏻
 
So about the lunchtime incident …….
I was busting for a pee so turned up a track and this fucking mad man came charging out

‘GET OFF MY FUCKING LAND OR I’LL SET THE WILD BOARS ON YOU’

The fucker then tried to strangle me

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He then kidnapped us and made us eat lunch at knifepoint

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Turned out to be a really nice bloke

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What the fuck was th att all about ? 😜

The visit was short but sweet, bit like the bloke 😜

Our route from today .
An epic day out

Fabulous!

Made me laugh. 👍
 
:D :D :D :D

It was 39c when you left, I recall you mentioning it was quite hot. :D

Good to meet you and Steve...When Steve recovers from his coma, I reckon he could be a good all round guy...:D

We shall meet again. :beerjug:

Thanks Dave

Lovely to meet you all.

Your place has magical healing powers and made me so chilled out I could have so easily nodded off.

Thanks for lunch, it was very nice and just what we needed.

If ever you're in Gloucestershire, please give me a call, you're always welcome.

Come and see our steam engine 🚂
 
Thanks Dave

Lovely to meet you all.

Your place has magical healing powers and made me so relaxed that I kept nodding off.

Thanks for lunch, it was very nice and just what we needed.

If ever you're in Gloucestershire, please give me a call, you're always welcome.

Come and see our steam engine 🚂
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Thanks Dave

Lovely to meet you all.

Your place has magical healing powers and made me so chilled out I could have so easily nodded off.

Thanks for lunch, it was very nice and just what we needed.

If ever you're in Gloucestershire, please give me a call, you're always welcome.

Come and see our steam engine 🚂
Sounds like someone put some siesta pills in the lovely lunch!
 
Just remembered...The frog thing.

Thank you so much for your understanding, it was as much as a shock to me, as it was to youse.

Funny as fuck to be honest. :D (y)
 
….. Planned route in was this to avoid roadworks on N621

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But for some reason , MRA skipped waypoint 2 ( probably user error ) so we ended up saving 30 minutes and routed via the CA282 to join the N621 at La Hermida

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MyRoute’s ‘best practice’ advice, is to have a shaping point every five kilometres / three miles. This is easily done, using the expand function.

Here’s how:


I used the expand function to create my two journeys across France / Belgium and Luxembourg into Germany, from Le Mans to Cochem. Neither leg was under 200 miles; they both worked perfectly on my iPhone, up to and including a forced deviation of several miles, due to a road closure.
 
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MyRoute’s ‘best practice’ advice, is to have a shaping point every five kilometres / three miles. This is easily done, using the expand function.

But it is much faffing init 😆 ….
 
Thought it was you . We were following you about 30 miles south of Santander !
Did you used to be a police outrider ? 🤔
Just wondered why you were riding in the middle of the road preventing anybody from overtaking 😜
There’s always the other side of the road to use for overtaking.
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Not when there’s a solid white line to cross 😜.

Enjoy your trip
Still could be worse, at least @daesimps hasn’t parked his steed of awesomeness in the middle of the road, on the bend with a solid white line :augie

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Glad you having fun lads, enjoy the ride. :tarka
 


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