Mr Bear is now carrying a big rubber cock to fight off attackers trying to steal his pride and joy
If he sticks it on the screen will he have a unicorn ??
Weaponised GSA
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If he sticks it on the screen will he have a unicorn ??
Early thoughts being suggested are a propellant hand-held device with the form factor similar to 'pepper spray', but obviously without the pepper.
All options on table with no conclusions yet, but it could be accompanied with either optional Hi-Viz Jacket, or Arm-Band, or bike sticker to warn that you are armed with Smart Water Defensive Propellant. Or nothing at all whichever you choose.
Holstered in a pouch close to hand, on the bike frame, or belt, or such like? ... and armed with Smart Water which is forensically linked to you as an individual via registration, you are then a key witness. Carry it with you when off the bike.
A serious hurdle Police have is identification on suspects. Help catch the bastards and send them to prison !!
Feck me, that'll show'em.
They'll be quacking in their trainers at the thought of middle aged men squirting them with water.
I can see the A&E depts now, all filled with said middle aged men who've been given a good tonking by a horde of tooled up (and prepared to use) scrotes.
Funniest thing i've read in ages..
Feck me, that'll show'em.
They'll be quacking in their trainers at the thought of middle aged men squirting them with water.
I can see the A&E depts now, all filled with said middle aged men who've been given a good tonking by a horde of tooled up (and prepared to use) scrotes.
Funniest thing i've read in ages..
My God ...
How did I miss this thread ?!
Best one in ages ..
Have you read the whole thing?
Good for 30 pages this topic
I am sure the conversation really went something like this:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/p1KbtLrBZ0k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Early thoughts being suggested are a propellant hand-held device with the form factor similar to 'pepper spray', but obviously without the pepper.
All options on table with no conclusions yet, but it could be accompanied with either optional Hi-Viz Jacket, or Arm-Band, or bike sticker to warn that you are armed with Smart Water Defensive Propellant. Or nothing at all whichever you choose.
Holstered in a pouch close to hand, on the bike frame, or belt, or such like? ... and armed with Smart Water which is forensically linked to you as an individual via registration, you are then a key witness. Carry it with you when off the bike.
A serious hurdle Police have is identification on suspects. Help catch the bastards and send them to prison !!
Are you going to use one of these to squirt/deploy/shoot this water?..... Apparently Bear found one behind a chippy in Sheffield.
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When Warlord's upmarket (science based) water pistol comes to market, I bet the first full page advertisement in MCN will show a twat suited 1200 GS WC rider in some advertising agency's idea of an urban environment (that'll be Shoreditch, then) under the caption:
Are you packin'?
That'll be me... I've agreed to help with Advertising and Promotional Video
Come and get it Motherfuckers
Haha 
We need drama, mood lighting, sense of danger, urban hostility.
And loads of busty blond girls trying to dismount me
No... wait, that was another video...
And loads of busty blond girls trying to dismount me
No... wait, that was another video...
Why not save some money (and get some enjoyment at the same time) by throwing some of your jizz over the perp.
Has all the same values as the water in having a unique identifiable source of the liquid and where it came from, all without having to establish a database of buyers.
Has all the same values as the water in having a unique identifiable source of the liquid and where it came from, all without having to establish a database of buyers.
If your idea of fun is riding around London throwing bottles of your jizz over young men on scooters. That's some fucked up lifestyle you have.
You'll be first on my list to shoot with my Warlord DNA weapon of mass identification.
Some right weirdo's on here
... and is your Jizz going to light up bright under UV Lamp at the Police Station.
Actually, don't answer that I already know the answer.
DAMHIK
Actually, don't answer that I already know the answer.
DAMHIK
If your idea of fun is riding around London throwing bottles of your jizz over young men on scooters. That's some fucked up lifestyle you have.
You'll be first on my list to shoot with my Warlord DNA weapon of mass identification.
Some right weirdo's on here
The fun is in producing and bottling the liquid. I have no intention or need to ride around as a knight in shining armour for biker mates . But I'll do you a deal on a litre of jizz but would need some notice.
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