Weather Booked?

[doyle]

Not long now ,I suppose the weather has been booked? My preferance would be for scorching hot daytime hours followed with a gentle breeze in the evening to help keep the midges at bay.

 

[Mort]

Not long now ,I suppose the weather has been booked? My preferance would be for scorching hot daytime hours followed with a gentle breeze in the evening to help keep the midges at bay.

You mentioned the weather I'll bring my ski's

 

[Uinneag]

Hope ye ran the weather past Rev Chuck first

If not

Dear Rev Chuck
Please could you have a wee word with your Gaffer regarding your flock to enable them to part the seas and smite the plague of midgies from the aforementioned event.

AH even spelt Gaffer with a capital G

 

[David Lee]

Midges !

Nobody told me there would be midges

Oh no, what am I letting myself in for

 

[Stewart H]

I have re-applied Nikwax proofer to me Jacket, pants and gloves, re-dubbined my boots, I have storm proof tent pegs and a nice pad to prevent my sidestand from sinking into the mud, Avon skin so soft, will mean that they Midges will be hopefully looking elsewhere for their meals, I am budgeting for at least three pints of shandy per night what could possibly go wrong?

Stewart

 

[Beetle2112]

I have re-applied Nikwax proofer to me Jacket, pants and gloves, re-dubbined my boots, I have storm proof tent pegs and a nice pad to prevent my sidestand from sinking into the mud, Avon skin so soft, will mean that they Midges will be hopefully looking elsewhere for their meals, I am budgeting for at least three pints of shandy per night what could possibly go wrong?

Stewart

MADMAN !!!!!

 

[Klanky]

Haar....I'll bring some Haar down with me to surround my tent.

Nae midgies and I'll feel right at home - not being able to see my hand in front of my face - whilst the rest of you are basking in the sunshine a few feet away.

 

[Stewart H]

Haar ?what is this? do I need some? is it in the Touratech catalogue? why did Ray Mears not advise me of its existence?

Stewart

 

[Klanky]

Haar ?what is this? do I need some? is it in the Touratech catalogue? why did Ray Mears not advise me of its existence?

Stewart

'Tis an anti-midgie preparation prepared exclusively on the Eastern Seaboard of Scotland....I'll sell you a bucketful if you so desire.....

 

[David Lee]

I sense there is a catch here

 

[slparry]

Haar ?what is this? do I need some? is it in the Touratech catalogue? why did Ray Mears not advise me of its existence?

Stewart

We can bring the Welsh brewed stuff

 

[Packer]

We can bring the Welsh brewed stuff

That won't be effective against the Scotish midge, different strain I'm afraid

More information here:-

http://www.philrestanphotography.co.uk/midges/midges1.html

 

[jez]

Feck I was going to bring my summer weight sleeping bag 'til I read the forecast colder than a witches tit for June?

 

[Klanky]

Feck I was going to bring my summer weight sleeping bag 'til I read the forecast colder than a witches tit for June?

But Scottish witches have cold, but very nice tits...

 

[jez]

sounds good to me

 

[Arsey]

Feck I was going to bring my summer weight sleeping bag 'til I read the forecast colder than a witches tit for June?

Might have to turn the heating on in the hotel !