Well!

[Rev Chuck]

Morning!

What is your greeting to the world first thing?

 

[Decster]

Morning!

What is your greeting to the world first thing?

Usually a loud BRRRRARRRRP from under the quilt

 

[Dickieboy]

I stopped greeting the day a long long time ago.

 

[Shep]

I must get a better job if 'first thing' for you is 0930

This morning I got up with a growling yawny stretch, I ask the ducks and swans to stop sctratching the side of the boat (again), I looked out the window to see the Boy Burtons " 'A' Team " van. Fekking gypsies

Shep

 

[Deleted account W]

God dam your eyes and make me a coffee

 

[G.C.]

Stop fighting with your sister and get ready for school

Morning Chuck.

 

[Hebby]

For thlast two months............

Bloody pissin doon again

 

[Ogmios]

Hows yer fanny fer lovebites?


you did ask!

 

[Jocks]

I awake in the comfort of my bed, roll round and kiss my beautiful wife. After a quick and passionate fumble I lay back and plan my dynamic day. Usually my children knock respectfully on the door and present themselves to me. They have already got dressed for school, completed their morning chores and carefully hand me a freshly brewed coffee with a neatly folded newspaper. I read the paper sipping my coffee while my wife carefully chooses her lingerie for the day, she takes time to select something that pleases me and complements her figure. I rise and begin my ablutions. As the multi-point shower pummels my body I begin to feel invigorated, the long wet tongue rasps against my face and the fetit dog breath snaps me out of my slumber. I'm late, the kids are not up, the dog needs fed, my missus is grumpy and I can't find my car keys.

Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

 

[Packer]

Me to No 1 daughter as she arrives in the kitchen to get breakfast at 07:10hrs, "Good morning Katy" to which I am now used to receiving the response "ugh".

She's not a morning person Any further attempt on my part at conversation is met with "stop trying to annoy me!"

 

[Den]

I awake in the comfort of my bed, roll round and kiss my beautiful wife. After a quick and passionate fumble I lay back and plan my dynamic day. Usually my children knock respectfully on the door and present themselves to me. They have already got dressed for school, completed their morning chores and carefully hand me a freshly brewed coffee with a neatly folded newspaper. I read the paper sipping my coffee while my wife carefully chooses her lingerie for the day, she takes time to select something that pleases me and complements her figure. I rise and begin my ablutions. As the multi-point shower pummels my body I begin to feel invigorated, the long wet tongue rasps against my face and the fetit dog breath snaps me out of my slumber. I'm late, the kids are not up, the dog needs fed, my missus is grumpy and I can't find my car keys.

Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

You've been on that beach again ...eh

 

[garfield]

silence and indignation.....

my best working hours are early in the day, I start work at 7 a.m. so whilst I'm being really creative and all that, I don't normally become a 'people person' till about 9 a.m. and you'll get a smile....

 

[garfield]

You've been on that beach again ...eh

early lunch Den or are you still on the clock....

 

[cunning fox]

You've been on that beach again ...eh

sssshhh, dont mention the beach, they get all upset

 

[Jocks]

sssshhh, dont mention the beach, they get all upset

OK I'll bite. What is the significance of the "beach"?

 

[roddy]

I awake in the comfort of my bed, roll round and kiss my beautiful wife. After a quick and passionate fumble I lay back and plan my dynamic day. Usually my children knock respectfully on the door and present themselves to me. They have already got dressed for school, completed their morning chores and carefully hand me a freshly brewed coffee with a neatly folded newspaper. I read the paper sipping my coffee while my wife carefully chooses her lingerie for the day, she takes time to select something that pleases me and complements her figure. I rise and begin my ablutions. As the multi-point shower pummels my body I begin to feel invigorated, the long wet tongue rasps against my face and the fetit dog breath snaps me out of my slumber. I'm late, the kids are not up, the dog needs fed, my missus is grumpy and I can't find my car keys.

Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

that made me larf, if only cause it's true

I'm in a hoose full of 'not morning' people so mornings tend to be a bit of a quite affair in ma hoose, though a cheery "MORNING' can get right up there goat

 

[Uinneag]

Here's me and Tash

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[Den]

early lunch Den or are you still on the clock....

Still off work with me broke rib/s

OK I'll bite. What is the significance of the "beach"?

C'mon ... you say your from Dalgety Bay and you dont know about the beach?
Must be worse than they say it is.

 

[Jocks]

C'mon ... you say your from Dalgety Bay and you dont know about the beach?
Must be worse than they say it is.

Ahh the penny drops. We did think about twinning the town with Springfield, but we eat too many doughnuts for their liking. Still the luminous tyres on my bike look cool and I can be seen at night!

 

[garfield]

Still off work with me broke rib/s

you need lots of rubbing lotion....can't you see one of those chinese gentlemen who sell potions that can cure everything from demented stuttering to male pattern baldness....