What goes around comes around... Dublin to New york

Seoul to Vancouver

<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wzVDSFzvFcs&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wzVDSFzvFcs&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>


I left my hotel at 6:30am July 3rd (That time and date is important for later!) to catch a flight to Osaka Japan. When I checked my tickets to get to Vancouver it showed as a 3-stop even though I could swear I booked a two stop but not only that I had to change airports in Tokyo.
The first flight was to Osaka. From there I flew to Haneda airport in Tokyo. Continuing on from there I had to take a two hour train ride from Haneda to the other side of the city to Narita airport.

Scrambling from there to catch the flight to Vancouver we took off at 6:30pm Tokyo time.
The flight to Vancouver was roughly 8 hours and got me into Vancouver at 10:30am, july third, or put another way, 8 hours before I left.

The whole way I had either middle seats or was crammed in like a sardine but I didn’t mind. A couple of years ago if someone had shown me this flight schedule I’d have passed out, but when you’ve gone through the border between El Salvador and Honduras, nothing seems difficult anymore.

With the big swing in time change it set me up for the worst dose of Jet lag in history. Up to this point I’d crossed 11 time zones but always riding the bike, so an hour here and there does no damage but this lark was a bit too much for the constitution to bear.

My gut was also feeling the effects….in the one length of pipe between the O-rings I’d Russian grub, Korean Ferry grub, Mainland Korean grub, three different planes food, airport food in two Japanese airports, and now throw some Vancouver grub into the mix….just way too much different types of bacteria… let’s just say I nearly took off for Tokyo from my porcelain throne when I got to the hotel.

Clearing the bike out of customs was what you’d expect when dealing with the public services. I went in on the Monday morning and the chap in Air Canada said that customs have a hold on it. I asked was there any more information than that. He said no, so off I toddled to customs. The customs guy just said come back tomorrow or the next day. I asked was there a problem to which he replied no, and that I should ring air Canada tomorrow to see if had cleared

So that was it….back to the hotel and wait.

The bike cleared the next day and the Air Canada warehouse guys gave me a hand removing the crate, great bunch of lads.

I pumped up the front tire for the gajillionth time and headed off. Today I dropped it off with pacific Yamaha BMW, what I’ll be getting done with it is as follows

New Front Shock
New Tires (Metzler tourance, the only tire with Jedi powers, with a tube in the front wheel), can you believe a new front wheel costs 1500 bucks!, thats for just the metal rim!!..don't feel to bad about Germany getting their asses kicked by spain now! :-)
Change out the fluids, new brake pads, new spark plugs, new air filter
Replace several of the grommits etc on the Sump guard
Clean out the final drive

In the mean time my buddy Shelley Williamson (note the two e’s Shelley) took me round Vancouver to replenish the kit I’d thrown away in Seoul. We spent most of the day lost but eventually we just bought a GPS and were lost no longer, but it was good fun.

Over and out
Tres Huevos
 
great read - that took a couple of work days - with some work getting in the way.

you're the spitting image of my mate here in Sydney - he said it was like looking in a hairy irish mirror. :aidan
 
Trip 3/4 Mark....

Howdy...

So this trip started August 18th or so last year in Calgary....
When I got to Panama City I made this video to mark the 1/4 way mark....
Some of you might have seen it already..

Right now I'm officially 3/4 of they way...with only the north american leg left, seemed appropriate to drop it in...



<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OE4XWWwhI-w&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OE4XWWwhI-w&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>
 
:-)

Great stuff Oisin :thumb2 you are on the home leg now, what are you planning next?

Stewart

Get a job, meet a bird, maybe have a few kids, See if liverpool will sign me, usual everyday stuff!
 
Yr done

Get a job, meet a bird, maybe have a few kids, See if liverpool will sign me, usual everyday stuff!

Do you think your really done Oisin?:nenau


If you had to do it again,maybe on a cheaper budget would you do it on a GS?

I'm thinking those guys you met on the simpler (africa twin etc) bikes had a bit of an advantage when some breakdowns happen.
 
:-)

Do you think your really done Oisin?:nenau


If you had to do it again,maybe on a cheaper budget would you do it on a GS?

I'm thinking those guys you met on the simpler (africa twin etc) bikes had a bit of an advantage when some breakdowns happen.

I think the GSA is perfect for the America's....
but i wouldn't let one near Mongolia or the road of bones again....

I'd do a lot of things differently I guess... but as a starting point...
Soft Luggage (no metal boxes)
Way less stuff...
Do it on a 650 parisDakar (hear a lot of good things about them? but with a hyperpro shock setup)..or on an africa twin
and if a budget trip is what your after....this trip isn't the one for you...its costs an arm and a leg to get from Magadan to Vancouver...you could travel for 50 days in south and central america at least!! for just the cost of getting the bike to Vancouver from Magadan....

but having said that....if the bike makes it to New york.....and i don't have any more problems...and i meet that bus of hawaiian tropic girls..i'm sure i'll forget about the issues with the bike! :-)
 
I think the GSA is perfect for the America's....
but i wouldn't let one near Mongolia or the road of bones again....

I'd do a lot of things differently I guess... but as a starting point...
Soft Luggage (no metal boxes)
Way less stuff...
Do it on a 650 parisDakar (hear a lot of good things about them? but with a hyperpro shock setup)..or on an africa twin
and if a budget trip is what your after....this trip isn't the one for you...its costs an arm and a leg to get from Magadan to Vancouver...you could travel for 50 days in south and central america at least!! for just the cost of getting the bike to Vancouver from Magadan....

but having said that....if the bike makes it to New york.....and i don't have any more problems...and i meet that bus of hawaiian tropic girls..i'm sure i'll forget about the issues with the bike! :-)

Apart from the rear drive gear The problems you have had with the GS could have happened with any sort of "standard" bike couldnt they?:nenau The GS you can ride all day,I couldnt do that on a AT without suffering,then there is the grunt of the GS:drool

To be more self reliant Im thinking a "purpose built" bike (as many others have done) seems like a good idea.just a thought.:blagblah
 
mmmmm

Apart from the rear drive gear The problems you have had with the GS could have happened with any sort of "standard" bike couldnt they?:nenau The GS you can ride all day,I couldnt do that on a AT without suffering,then there is the grunt of the GS:drool

To be more self reliant Im thinking a "purpose built" bike (as many others have done) seems like a good idea.just a thought.:blagblah


well since I left dublin say for Calgary the bmw specific stuff was:
Final drive * 2
EWS
Fuel pump controller

but your right..problems are always going to happen..Simon (Race) made a good point about taking a bike that the african bush mechanics could fix...ie less electronics = better...... ie the more mechanical the better?

but hindsight is always 20/20
 
Route for the next 20 days or so....

<table><tr><td><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDfu32DaSBI/AAAAAAACGik/v5nRchysFuE/s576/Route%20through%20the%20north%20west%20territories.jpg" WIDTH = 700></tr></td></table>

Hi folks,
The map above shows the route I'll be taking over the next 20 days or so. When I plotted it out on Google maps I was stunned to find its very close to the mileage that I covered from Magadan to Vancouver. That was 12,500km, this one rolls in at at a little under 12,000km.

Once I get to the Yukon and Alaska access to the internet will be sporadic at best but when its there I'll be sure to update this with my progress.

See you on the road!
Oisin
 
Just caught up with the whole thread :)

Thanks for sharing your mega trip with us Oisin :thumb Its what everyone would aspire to do, but very few get to do it :bow
 
Vancouver to 100 mile house...

<table><tr><td><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkx41WQJAI/AAAAAAACG8M/1PqkzZda-ds/s720/DSC_0001.jpg" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkx59HJ-OI/AAAAAAACG8U/z5jZmtKmYDk/s720/DSC_0002.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkx9TA-cCI/AAAAAAACG88/SkuSoPUAUD8/s720/DSC_0004.jpg" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkyHvZXvBI/AAAAAAACG-s/pcsFXUQPkYY/s720/DSC_0011.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkyKMhHMVI/AAAAAAACG_M/cJ3AHvC4G4o/s720/DSC_0013.JPG"></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkyMeIRIcI/AAAAAAACG_g/t1YrNEb2YDc/s720/DSC_0014.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkyYkBTiaI/AAAAAAACHBE/AEe2cehl6Pg/s720/DSC_0020.JPG"></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkyaV3WppI/AAAAAAACHBU/LESok92w_18/s720/DSC_0021.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkycDv3fqI/AAAAAAACHBk/z3aFWscLSns/s720/DSC_0022.JPG"></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkykueTQsI/AAAAAAACHCw/LF_uO0nl1mM/s720/DSC_0026.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDky6SEW1yI/AAAAAAACHGA/K4KuDXKB5Gs/s720/DSC_0037.jpg" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDky-oSHS1I/AAAAAAACHGo/DYW-OVM9a84/s720/DSC_0040.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr><tr><td><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkvaBXRtwI/AAAAAAACGm8/_MbHROfsMAQ/s640/IMG_0043.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr><tr><td><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkvayb-GWI/AAAAAAACGnE/VYCL-_YWOIE/s640/IMG_0044.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr><tr><td><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkveGYUt0I/AAAAAAACGnk/dNDwZS1vmMU/s640/IMG_0048.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr><tr><td><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkve-bXOGI/AAAAAAACGns/TZ8EctAt1DI/s640/IMG_0049.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr><tr><td><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkv7f4cr3I/AAAAAAACGrs/s_3ITGlEcxg/s640/IMG_0080.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr><tr><td><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkv-5EygzI/AAAAAAACGsM/g0yqSqiK4aw/s640/IMG_0084.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr><tr><td><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkwJ0ZfAZI/AAAAAAACGtU/2hGmh4lPFis/s640/IMG_0093.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr><tr><td><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkwNpirozI/AAAAAAACGtk/w_lOz3iJlcQ/s640/IMG_0095.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr><tr><td><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkw5XYrCZI/AAAAAAACGzI/40VZg8zENJQ/s640/IMG_0136.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkxGCSjRfI/AAAAAAACG1I/1uiqGliH4aM/s640/IMG_0151.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkxJlxO85I/AAAAAAACG1o/yZsIsYkN1R4/s640/IMG_0155.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDkxm4wvJnI/AAAAAAACG5U/iFyb56NZ_EI/s640/IMG_0183.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDk_l5sNteI/AAAAAAACHK8/pRGaLMoOvFg/VANCOUVER%20TO%20100%20MILE%20HOUSE.jpg" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDlALec8K5I/AAAAAAACHLE/jNEhIQcsUMk/MAGGED%20OUT%20MAP.jpg" WIDTH = 700></tr></td></table>

Today was the first day since way back in Mid May that there wasn't something wrong with the bike. I've been nursing rear shock, front shocks, dodgy front tires, dot 3 instead of vitamol in the clutch...you name it....there's been something up with the bike for almost 2 months....

Today ... nothing...everything is almost perfect....nothing to worry about.... and what a great feeling it is.

I had said that I needed to be knocking out about 400 miles a day but ended up doing only 400km, mainly due to stopping to take pictures of the incredible countryside. This part of the world is beautiful, if you get the weather your going to love it. Blue skies, snow capped peaks, crystal clear lakes and wonderful winding mountain roads, it was a lovely day. The roads were full of bikers, mostly Harley riders, I heard there was a convention in Vancouver, so no doubt they were all heading to that.

The last time I rode the bike for the whole day was when I got to Magadan, I can remember how difficult it was and how much nervous and physical energy I was burning trying to get there averaging about 50kmph.
In contrast, riding in North America really is about as relaxing as it gets. The road surface is almost flawless, there's plenty of places to stop for gas and something to eat and you can be pretty much guaranteed that at the end of every day you'll be able to find somewhere to stay. You don't have to worry about stuff getting knicked off your bike, or the cops stopping you without cause and everybody speaks English and most people are quite friendly.... its a doddle.

Thats the part I think I'm missing...that sense of not knowing what the **** is going to happen next...but i've been consoling myself with Tim horton apple fritter donuts....mmmmmm.....now thats good eatin!

I met two guys who were filming a movie as I was parked up staring out onto a lake, its called the Good year. They were working with the helicopter you can see in the pictures above, it'll be out next year apparently, starring Steve Martin, Owen Wilson and Jack Black I think.

They shouted over to me...."Hey buddy...you hungry?"...and the Hughes fella's ears pricked up instantly....next thing I knew I was chowing down on a beef sub, lovely fellas.

The news over here is dominated by three things, the oil spill in the gulf (82days into now), Lindsay Lohan (I would) and Mel Gibson apparently knocked out a few choppers from the mother of his eight child.

Summary, no hassle in the castle
over and out
Tres
 
Looks like you were blessed with the weather on that run... They say "The Devil looks after his own" !! :augie

I see you may well do Top of The World highway after Dawson City...

Try to also cut across Denali Highway instead of Glenallen Highway as you approach Anchorage from Tok... Or vice versa...

Sensational ride too...
 
Bike running well, amazing place to ride through, I am sure the busload of Hawaiian birds is just round the corner :thumb2

Stewart
 
.

We've got family near there (108 mile ranch), went out there in 2008 the scenery is spectacular, hired a V8 Mustang convertable for a fortnight, we were given directions to find my cousin's house it was about eight miles off the main cariboo highway up a gravel track, I was told to watch out for timber logging trucks who use this road and won't give you much room to pass and definatley wont slow down, after twelve miles I decided I'd gone to far, and when I turned around this happned:blast
24hrs after collecting the Mustang in Vancouver I had it off the road in a ditch!!!!!!:augie the other half was'nt impressed, (see picture) we waited for over an hour for a vehicle to pass but because the area is so remote, when the first car came by it stopped without me having to flag it down. must go back there on the GS.

Great read big fella may the FORCE be with you,
 

Attachments

  • Ireland 2008 240.jpg
    Ireland 2008 240.jpg
    88.8 KB · Views: 580
  • Ireland 2008 243.jpg
    Ireland 2008 243.jpg
    106.3 KB · Views: 583
100 mile house to Vanderhoof

<table><tr><td><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp4jCZaTLI/AAAAAAACHZ4/U0zsyAPVcis/s640/IMG_0207.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp4kfaAltI/AAAAAAACHaA/7pEW0Zut5Ag/s640/IMG_0208.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp4n-X-DxI/AAAAAAACHaY/6APFhFd_hT8/s640/IMG_0211.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp4xTY8T2I/AAAAAAACHbY/_HkahnOIfHc/s640/IMG_0218.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp4yvhHX-I/AAAAAAACHbg/pIFsqtdRHjs/s640/IMG_0219.JPG"></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp3zGkUI3I/AAAAAAACHVo/qF-OzuVMWtw/s720/DSC_0032.JPG" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp4XLwlcUI/AAAAAAACHYw/-tvinppRzl4/s720/DSC_0044.JPG"></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp4Pn8Vc6I/AAAAAAACHYI/zK2FNGNACZA/s720/DSC_0041.jpg" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp3ljStuAI/AAAAAAACHUg/gzt8EFd0y9o/s720/DSC_0028.JPG"></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp3eJ0RACI/AAAAAAACHT0/ok0nV5AjYCY/s720/DSC_0025.jpg" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp3Wb9PeaI/AAAAAAACHS0/A75q7Q05yGQ/s720/DSC_0021.jpg" WIDTH = 700></tr></td><tr><td><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp3SyqvyBI/AAAAAAACHSU/cgHJr26mSco/s720/DSC_0019.jpg" WIDTH = 700></tr><tr><td><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp3K1OhbBI/AAAAAAACHRk/H1zbdWizhh0/s720/DSC_0016.jpg" WIDTH = 700></tr><tr><td><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp25YoPR_I/AAAAAAACHQU/saMc0P3TM7g/s720/DSC_0011.jpg" WIDTH = 700></tr><tr><td><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp2lAmsCAI/AAAAAAACHOQ/rOdCRRtfhvU/s720/DSC_0003.jpg" WIDTH = 700></tr><tr><td><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_8x5h-fHHXiI/TDp2fMeJclI/AAAAAAACHNw/erF7_5Pm_cY/s720/DSC_0001.jpg" WIDTH = 700></tr></table>
The ride up to Vanderhoof is pretty boring, there isn’t a whole pile to see and by 4pm I was starting to fall asleep on the bike so I pulled in for the night. I checked out the museum in the town which is pretty lame, it didn’t even raise a single mmmm out of me anyway. Far more interesting was a row of old cars lined up outside a car bodyworks shop just up the street.

Last night I saw a sign outside a bar called “Murphy’s” called try our famous ribs. This place has got to be an Irish bar I thought to myself so after a quick shower I walked through the door with a serious goo on me for ribs and a few beers. All the restaurant seats were taken but there was a seat available at the bar so over I went.

The bar was circular and all the seats were taken with working men all out for a beer after a hard weeks work (Saturday night). Everyone was friendly and at varying times there were seven of eight of us jumping in and out of the conversation as the topics of conversation varied from Obama to the Gulf.

I stepped up from the stool to loosen my belt after a few beers and a whole mess of wings and baked potato when one of the guys said, “Hey, your belt is on funny”. I said “What?”
Well my buckle was to the right with the bit that goes into the buckle to the left. Have a quick look down at your belt, which is it? Buckle to the left or the right?

I said “How do you mean? There’s no one way to have your belt, surely the buckle can be left or right?”

With that a straw pole began of the lads at the bar and sure enough I was the only one who had the buckle to the right. They asked me if I was left handed which might explain it, or maybe that’s how they did it in Ireland. You can probably tell we all had a few beers on at this stage but this is going somewhere.

With that firmly out there as this weekend’s “odd” thing one of the guys ventured as if to break to silence “I shaved my balls last night”, to which there was stunned silence. The guy, whose name was Ger was a big hairy chap who worked painting lines on the roads for the government.
The barman led the group with a “What the hell did you do that for?” One of the other guys then butt in with a “Oh C’mon Blake, it’s not like you never shaved your balls before”.

The barman retorted with a “Hell no, I never did no such thing!”. So all of a sudden we were listening to Ger explain that his wife asked him to do it. One of the guys asked “So just your balls? or the whole kit and caboodle?” Ger replied “The whole kit and caboodle.”

A round of questions kicked off but the one that got the most mileage was “was it itchy” which was answered by one of the other guys “nope, not really it goes pretty quick”. Everybody turned and looked at him with a glance that said “So I guess you shave downtown too!”

These moments are very funny for girls I think. Women talk about all this sort of stuff (I think) but guys never do. So when it comes up there’s always a couple of land mines which have to be avoided.

The question was eventually asked of me, “did you ever shave your balls?” I replied a truthful “nope!”

I did say that I’ve trimmed downtown when it was starting to look like a burst couch which got a good laugh round the bar.

The last topic ended up being the most controversial.

Do you sit or stand when you’re wiping your backside?

There was comfortably a minute of silence before anyone would volunteer an answer on this one. Most of the lads were over 40 so it would be a dreadful thing to admit one way or the other and find out you were the stray sheep after so many years.

The first sentence that was offered was: “Well, Girls sit, I know that!” That answer was greeted with much nodding of heads and mmmm’s. No objections.

Ger offered “I stand”. No one however seconded it, given he was the first one to venture he shaved his balls; he wasn’t a safe horse to back at this point.

Next thing we had a qualified “Sit”. “I sit because in my line of work I end up using public toilets and you can see over the doorway, so I don’t particularly like anyone to know I’m wiping the holiest of holies.”

A qualifying question was asked “So when you’re at home, do you stand or sit?” He replied he sits.

The bartender said that if you sit you’re a girl, or just too damn lazy to stand up and do it, to which Ger countered with “Say you’ve got a heap of plop between the cheeks, if you stand well now it’s just squidgeed between your cheeks, gonna take you a week to wipe it”

In fairness the barman said…”Hmmm…..thats a good point”

At the end of the day our little conclave we summed up as follows:
Belts should be worn with the buckle to the left as you look down (Reason: Because most women are right handed)….add raucous laughter

Down town should be kept neat and tidy, but shaving is extreme. It might get cold.
As for sitting and standing, we ended up with a” 50 – 50 split” for “standing to sitting” with a strong signal to sitting if you had lots of sisters. As for whether or not who should decide on which is correct, we said that it would be best left to the United Nations.

On a further point we all agreed that Lyndsay Lohan “would get it” and that Sarah Palin wouldn’t; not even with ten pints on board.
 


Back
Top Bottom