What is a 'Typical 12XX Twat'?

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Having asked for some technical advise I have been called a Typical 12XX Twat. Does that mean I have passed the test and am now accepted in to the elevated legions of the forum.....

I wish I was a real 12xx man. Perhaps in another 40 years or so I will be up there with the real bikers.........

In the meantime I will just step back in awe
 
Be careful if you venture out of the 12 sections they can play quite rough :comfort you May eventually graduate and one day be allowed a real g/s :beerjug::beer::jager:thumby:
 
Having asked for some technical advise I have been called a Typical 12XX Twat. Does that mean I have passed the test and am now accepted in to the elevated legions of the forum.....

I wish I was a real 12xx man. Perhaps in another 40 years or so I will be up there with the real bikers.........

In the meantime I will just step back in awe

Classic 12xx response :clap
:rolleyes:


Don't worry, you'll fit right in :thumb2





:blast
 
Yeah, don't worry, you can always count on some on this forum to try and take the piss because they are sooooooo experienced.
Us mere mortals are clearly not worthy...

Anyway, are those sidi adventures any good?
My beloved 10year old gearne boots finally fell apart last week (sob) so I'm on the hunt for something to replace them.
I've bought a new pair of gaernes at the NEC last year, but I am having trouble breaking them in ( they are actually breaking me in!)
 
Having asked for some technical advise I have been called a Typical 12XX Twat. Does that mean I have passed the test and am now accepted in to the elevated legions of the forum.....

I wish I was a real 12xx man. Perhaps in another 40 years or so I will be up there with the real bikers.........

In the meantime I will just step back in awe

They're a bit like "Grumpy old 11xx Luddites" but different :D
 
They're a bit like "Grumpy old 11xx Luddites" but different :D

Indeed there is not a typical 1200 twat. We are all twats of many and varied features.
That's what makes it so wonderful in here.

:Duchess

:thumb
 
Having asked for some technical advise I have been called a Typical 12XX Twat. Does that mean I have passed the test and am now accepted in to the elevated legions of the forum.....

I wish I was a real 12xx man. Perhaps in another 40 years or so I will be up there with the real bikers.........

In the meantime I will just step back in awe



To give you a reasonably serious answer .....

In my opinion - and it is just that ... I could be way off the mark .... The GS world is possibly very very heavily divided - quite possibly more so than any other make or model of bike.

In one camp, you've probably got blokes that have been bikers for thirty + years, have done sports bikes, maybe trials as a youngster, they've ridden dirt, they've all nearly killed themselves on the road at one time or another and they've all sort of genuinely been there and done that.
They're now looking (or probably more to the point, have found, or indeed found many years ago) a new dimension in their biking.
Now it's about the journey, the friends they forge on the way, the destination, it's a holistic thing now - it's not just about riding a bike. It's maybe part of a life style now. And that holistic thang? that lifestyle choice thang? that is very relevant to the 11**'s. It's sort of what that bike is all about. :nenau (not that dreaded LC 1200 ... WITCHCRAFT!!!! :rob :D)

In the other camp, you've got a lot of middle aged, middle classed, reasonably affluent, newish riders, who buy into the GS thing, the Ewan and Charlie thing, the BM branding, the BM lifestyle. They haven't got a feckin' clue, they don't know their canbus fluid from their brake fluid, they hand their bike to their dealer like Mama gives her baby back to Nanny, and rarely venture out of the inner circle of the M25. They complain about noisy gears, buffeting from the screen, the switch gear is too far away from their hand, the prong on the side stand interferes with their boot (because like plums they ride on their insteps and not their balls .. :rolleyes:) .... They're not ..... mneh ... their just ... sigh ... they're not bikers!! It's not in their blood. They're ... :nenau Outsiders ?? New fourth form boys ??


The 30+ lot should be tolerant :P They have quickly forgotten that once upon a time, they didn't have a feckin' clue about tyres, oil, suspension, pillions ... but to be fair to them, they did work it out themselves. Nobody held their hand and mollycoddled their daft questions. They got their hands dirty, they crashed and learned, they took their tents and they built their own adventures, and moulded themselves into the cantankerous grumpy old men that they've now grown into :D

The newish affluent chaps have the wonderful world of the internet at their disposal - 'how do I do this?' 'What oil do I use?' 'Wow - feet up u-turns are so easy on this bike!' 'How do I get the water out of the cooling fins after I've washed the bike?' 'I have some new boots - but now I can't change gear very well ... what shall I do..?? '

They are two camps .... worlds apart. :thumb

C'est la vie GS Wizz ....... C'est la Vie ....

Welcome aboard ... :beerjug:
 
Bugger !
I appear to have a foot in both camps !


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:D That's not such a bad place to be ....
 
To give you a reasonably serious answer .....

In my opinion - and it is just that ... I could be way off the mark .... The GS world is possibly very very heavily divided - quite possibly more so than any other make or model of bike



Excellent summing up :D
 
Christ Giles you've confused me now !!!

I've been riding for 42yrs.
I've been through the sports bike phase.
I've nearly killed myself (but not for many years)
I've taken my tent and gone on adventures.
I've spent hours upon hours fixing my bikes.
But.......

I do take my bike to the dealers.
I do ride on the balls of my feet,but the sidestand nub did get in the way until I bent it back.
I do find the indicator switch difficult to locate.
I still go to bed dreaming about bikes and it's definitely in my blood.

I'm gonna ring my mum and ask her what I should do (Well I would but sadly she passed away in 1999)

I think like many of us on here I didn't have two bob to scratch my arse with when I was younger and had to make the best of what ever bike I could afford at the time,but now I'm slightly more affluent I can skip from camp to camp as the mood takes me :D :thumb

Steve
 
I still go to bed dreaming about bikes and it's definitely in my blood....


You know how just as your dropping off you .... whoa ... trip on the kerb and wake yourself back up ... ?

Mine is always a little front end tuck!! Nowadays I'm usually off road in my falling asleep world and hit a wet tree root at an angle or something .... :D
 
I think like many of us on here I didn't have two bob to scratch my arse with when I was younger and had to make the best of what ever bike I could afford at the time,but now I'm slightly more affluent I can skip from camp to camp as the mood takes me :D :thumb

Steve

+1
but I've only been biking for 15 years - late starter - had my first GS before anyone heared of boorman, do all my work myself - which I why I'm narked at the mo, cos mines having its 600 mile service.
 


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