That would bring a new definition to the term 'Squid'
I think 750 miles on a naked bike, is worth 1K at the very leastIf we’re doing a long day on motorways we will stop every 100 miles - it’s important to have a strict 10 minutes only rule though.
That way sore bum does not set in.
Also we find camel backs (or similar) are great for staving off tiredness just a small sip on a regular basis.
Longest we’ve done in a day is 750 miles but, I think to do a 1000 mile day would be an achievement and a great memory. Bearing in mind my wife rode that 750 miles on a naked 600 Bandit with camping gear I think you can do it.
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500 miles is 800 kilometres. At 130 kph this is 6.15 hours. I’ve ridden this distance numerous times on my way to my lads place in Chamonix. It’s not great fun, it’s not big and it’s certainly not clever. It is however a good way of getting the shitty North Eastern corner of France out of the way. Obviously it does take a bit longer than 6.15 hours but not much longer.Remember, 500 miles is equivalent of over 7 hours solid riding without stopping. And stopping you will need and likely want, for fuel, a wee, a coffee or another beverage, lunch, leg stretch, a pleasant view….
Surely you are going on a holiday and not an iron but challenge to win feckall?
It’s ukgser half the knobheads on here are rude. I would hazard a guess that many also don’t even own or ride a bike. Ignore them. Some (a few) do actually ride (Doc for instance) but lots probably don’t.No need to be rude guys, I was only updating with the outcome of the original thread - I’ll refrain from doing so in the future![]()

Very grown up for a moderator...... Thought better of you mate.The thin red line has spoken
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I most certainly never thought better of him/her. I did have him/her on ignore but took him/her off last week. Back on ignore think. I prefer to read, talk to current riders not armchair has beens.Very grown up for a moderator...... Thought better of you mate.
You only visit. Some of us live here. It’s solid fucking roadworks from Maidstone to anywhere north west of that there Lunnun.500 miles is 800 kilometres. At 130 kph this is 6.15 hours. I’ve ridden this distance numerous times on my way to my lads place in Chamonix. It’s not great fun, it’s not big and it’s certainly not clever. It is however a good way of getting the shitty North Eastern corner of France out of the way. Obviously it does take a bit longer than 6.15 hours but not much longer.
Usually Yorkshire to Troyes in the day.
However after last months return trip we will never ride South in the UK again. It’s a fucking shit hole. 30° and literally miles of road works. Never, ever again. Hull to Rotterdam from now on.
You only visit. Some of us live here. It’s solid fucking roadworks from Maidstone to anywhere north west of that there Lunnun.

Jeez, you just can’t help yourself can you..... A real shame as your ride outs, reports and help to others does you proud but this petty nastiness you have labelled as gentle leg pulling does not leave a good impression of the real you.... Shame.There was nothing nasty in any of it. Not when compared with the ‘advice’ that say, Doc endured on his jaunts.
This forum has enough unpleasantness which gets dished out every day in the pub. If a fellow can’t take a bit of gentle leg pulling on a Saturday evening, as an alternative to watching Dance Off or whatever it’s called, then maybe it’s time to move somewhere else.
The travel section is moderated fairly closely and, I’d hope, efficiently. If anyone is truly upset, then I’ll just delete the lot from the opening post onwards. Bods can then start a fresh thread along the lines of ‘And how far do YOU ride in a day?” We can let glenn2926 hand out the prizes…..
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