Quirks to look out for include:
Maniacal laughter from somewhere inside the crash helmet.
Stupid Grin that refuses to budge even when cheeks hurt.
Toes decking out on roundabouts (keep your toes on the pegs)
Arriving everywhere early, but not going in.
Not wanting to give it back to the dealer.
Scuff marks on your knees when from begging when he tells you the delivery date.
The sudden need to buy a trail bike and join the TRF just to get some practice in for when it arrives.
Booking weekends in Wales so some madman can make you ride up hills you couldn't walk up.
And worst of all, finding out your partner (who previously had no interest in motorbikes at all) suddenly wants to go for a ride on the pillion, to the Nordkapp......
As to SawbridgeWorth, well, this board has well seen my Adventures in Hertford documented. All I will say is that I had been a customer since 1993 when I bought my GS in July 2001. I had no choice (I felt) because I needed to trade in my K75S that they had repaired and was suddenly going through clutches every 2,000 miles. In all honesty I did not feel able to sell in in that condition except to the people who insisted it was perfect, and 'twas my riding style doing the clutches. (The GS is on 23k with no signs of wear yet).
I really like the staff (almost without exception), but the dealership attitude has meant that I shall never return. All I will say on that score is check they actually have mechanics, 'cause when I stopped using them they had enough sales people to sell a lot of bikes, but no mechanics to service said bikes.
Oh yeah, and dont worry if you cant get a 12k service until you have done 24k, no sweat, doesnt affect warranty work 'cause BMW never actually check the service book you know......
Extended warranty? No sir, to get a second years warranty you need to buy a new bike....
Warranty claims: Umm, well sir, we need the BMW area rep to come visit and he is currently indisposed until 2007...
Oops. Here I go again - might have to change my name to The Sanguine 2
Shame all this really, 'cause as I have said, I really liked most of the front line staff.
Having said all that, I only went to Sawbridgeworth in the first place because in 1993 I was despatching a 1986 ex-plod R80RT and Wollastons treated me appallingly - ie asked me to stand outside if it was raining so I didn't drip on the carpet of the showroom, laughed everytime I tried to order a part, etc etc