Whit Did Santa Bring Yiz Then?

[Deleted account rno]

I must hae been a guid boy this year. Spialt Bastard I was...

A badger haired shaving brush (wanted ane o' them for ages)
4 x bottles o' malt whisky including a bottle of Glenlivet 18 year auld
The Wire DVD Box set
Kings o' Leon CD
5 books including Iain Banks Whisky book and Bernhard Schenk's The Reader (efter them baith for ages)
The Viz annual (tradition in my hoose)




Ha'e a great Christmas Day folks

 

[Uinneag]

A sock fu o shite

I must have got a hoarse but it's ran awa

 

[Deleted account rno]

A sock fu o shite

I must have got a hoarse but it's ran awa

Rev Chuck's lassie asked for My Little Pony and Charles woke up this mornin' a wee bit hoarse

 

[Deleted account W]

Can't open our yet, waiting on old people to turn up

 

[Uinneag]

Gonnie hae a Chrimbo clear out then a bath afore I open mine

 

[garfield]

I got.....

John Denver CD
Some chocolates and sweets
New shirt
Some vouchers
Couple of bottles of vodka
Michael McIntyre DVD
Cufflinks that have my birthstone in them
......and a few little fun gifts

Dead chuffed with it all.....

 

[Deleted account rno]

I got.....

John Denver CD
Some chocolates and sweets
New shirt
Some vouchers
Couple of bottles of vodka
Michael McIntyre DVD
Cufflinks that have my birthstone in them
......and a few little fun gifts

Dead chuffed with it all.....

The John Denver CD. Is Leavin' On A Jet Plane on that?

 

[Uinneag]

Cnuty roads tak me hame tae the the place whaur I belong in your virginia

 

[garfield]

The John Denver CD. Is Leavin' On A Jet Plane on that?

It is....... .....and your point caller....

 

[skinnersscotch]

Am wirkin till 2 so ma pressies 'ill have tae wait till then.

 

[ricardo]

Haggis, black pudding, sausage, bacon and eggs, with proper tea. After that, the day can only get worse!
Merry Christmas all.

 

[Sir James]

I got a Bed for my real Van and an a remote controlled A Team Van

Toys and smellys

Oh , and some cheeky Tw@t drew a picture of me on my bike looking like a cross between a young Elvis and a Fat Japanese Sniper

 

[Uinneag]

Oh , and some cheeky Tw@t drew a picture of me on my bike looking like a cross between a young Elvis and a Japanese Sniper

You must have got Indecisive's by mistake

 

[AndyT]

I have been really lucky this year As well as working right through until 8th Jan I got some great gifts.
Some Chuck Norris Tabasco eye drops which I have been after for ages and a new ride on Vacuum dead cool....

I also got a new safety razor and a balaclava for those cold winter days..... Merry Christmas everyone..

Bring on the Kaliber

AndyT

 

[doyle]

Got new jekit fur on the bike bra,my ither ane wiz foo o holes efter slidin doon the road.
merry xmas abidy.

 

[Deleted account W]

Oh , and some cheeky Tw@t drew a picture of me on my bike looking like a cross between a young Elvis and a Fat Japanese Sniper

 

[Wolfman]

Merry Christmas, Tossers

Well my Kids gave me a Chip Hat

I must be the oldest Officer Cadet in the RAF, got my Commission in June, and on my OIC in 2 weeks at RAF College Cranwell, can't wait, shame I can't wear my Chip Hat.

My Son who is a CWO at our Squadron, is quite enjoying himself getting me do drill, life is sweet:augi

By the way, my turn to do the Christmas Dinner, SWMBO is at Work, wiping S**** Bums, Nurse on a major surgery ward, home at 14.30hrs, better get it all ready.

Ah well thank G** for Marks & Spencers.

Merry Christmas, Tossers

Wolfman

 

[cherokee]

Action man

All i got was an empty Action man box!!!!! The love of my life says its Action man deserter!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted account rno]

It is....... .....and your point caller....

FFS How much o' a clue do you need? Wiz that no' the last song he wrote afore his plane crashed

 

[Deleted account rno]

All i got was an empty Action man box!!!!! The love of my life says its Action man deserter!!!!!!!!!

That was in a Xmas Cracker




in 1965