Would you leave a GS parked outside...

[bejam]

What makes you think the GS will be any different?

Apparently, cos I'm a twat.

Bike has been ordered and then I can pretend to be a miserable soap-dodging pikey like ATT and wank in my tent at rat bike rallies.

And then, like a complete fuck wit, I'll set fire to my beard and find I can't get out, cos the zips are stuck together with jizz.

ATT - you ruffty tuffty fashionista. Oh how I long to be like you.

The chorus of fashionable judgemental disapproval! The individuals!

Bring it on, trend-setters!

 

[twizzle]

Apparently, cos I'm a twat.

Bike has been ordered and then I can pretend to be a miserable soap-dodging pikey like ATT and wank in my tent at rat bike rallies.

And then, like a complete fuck wit, I'll set fire to my beard and find I can't get out, cos the zips are stuck together with jizz.

ATT - you ruffty tuffty fashionista. Oh how I long to be like you.

The chorus of fashionable judgemental disapproval! The individuals!

Bring it on, trend-setters!

That's the spirit......

 

[twizzle]

The problem we have today is we have to many to process and its taking longer

Very good...

 

[seahorse]

Apparently, cos I'm a twat.

Bike has been ordered and then I can pretend to be a miserable soap-dodging pikey like ATT and wank in my tent at rat bike rallies.

And then, like a complete fuck wit, I'll set fire to my beard and find I can't get out, cos the zips are stuck together with jizz.

ATT - you ruffty tuffty fashionista. Oh how I long to be like you.

The chorus of fashionable judgemental disapproval! The individuals!

Bring it on, trend-setters!

You are going to fit in just fine

 

[Yonkyo]

Apparently, cos I'm a twat.

Bike has been ordered and then I can pretend to be a miserable soap-dodging pikey like ATT and wank in my tent at rat bike rallies.

And then, like a complete fuck wit, I'll set fire to my beard and find I can't get out, cos the zips are stuck together with jizz.

ATT - you ruffty tuffty fashionista. Oh how I long to be like you.

The chorus of fashionable judgemental disapproval! The individuals!

Bring it on, trend-setters!

I almost lost my will to live reading the your OP. However, thats a great retort.

I like your style..

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

Apparently, cos I'm a twat.

Bike has been ordered and then I can pretend to be a miserable soap-dodging pikey like ATT and wank in my tent at rat bike rallies.

And then, like a complete fuck wit, I'll set fire to my beard and find I can't get out, cos the zips are stuck together with jizz.

ATT - you ruffty tuffty fashionista. Oh how I long to be like you.

The chorus of fashionable judgemental disapproval! The individuals!

Bring it on, trend-setters!

Redemption Song

 

[Nutty]

Apparently, cos I'm a twat.

Bike has been ordered and then I can pretend to be a miserable soap-dodging pikey like ATT and wank in my tent at rat bike rallies.

And then, like a complete fuck wit, I'll set fire to my beard and find I can't get out, cos the zips are stuck together with jizz.

ATT - you ruffty tuffty fashionista. Oh how I long to be like you.

The chorus of fashionable judgemental disapproval! The individuals!

Bring it on, trend-setters!

Brilliant come back.

 

[Steptoe]

Brilliant come back.

Had he fecked off ?, so soon.

 

[(RIP) Tunneruk]

Had he fecked off ?, so soon.

No, but those few lines of prose didn't half hit the spot!

 

[Beetle2112]

Dear god give me strength

Andres

Bwahahaha !!!
I officially owe you a pint Fella !!!

 

[vizsla]

Want something bespoke by the way of a motorcycle cover, to match the premium priced quality of the 1200 GS? Look no further.....

http://www.prestigemotorbikecovers.co.uk

Waterproof and breathable. Tailor made, so will allow for a top box and panniers stuffed with vegetables.

Buy with confidence.

What's a GS Adventurer? Wouldn't trust a firm that can't even be bothered to get the bike names right. And they don't list any models after 2008. Annoying.

 

[Fluffy]

Got theirs for my Husqvarna Nuda and Harley VRod ~ alright so they are though best not to cover a hot engine with one.

R&G All Weather gets my (cheapskate) vote for Adventure Bikes though.

A hot engine.

An historic Town.

An 'orrible 'otel.

I'm booked in with The Adventure Bike Shop for the full ACF-50 treatment first week in October before the Gritters hit Suffolk, seems to be the best way to hold-back the rot.

IM(H)O