Daisy Duke
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There's no beans either!
Don't really like soda in a fry though, would rather have extra tattie bread
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There's no beans either!
Don't really like soda in a fry though, would rather have extra tattie bread
RobertG
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Mods please, block the photo. It's a health and safety issue at this stage.
That's not a breakfast ffs, no black or white puddin and what the fuck are them fuckin mushrooms doing there? 
Mushrooms are a MUST on any Fry.
In fact that breakfast looks as good as any as I've seen.
Daisy Duke
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Easy Boy! Down! Down! Steady!
S'only a Pic
and you can take the shrooms off the plate LOL
Yes Sunday Morning after we get back is a must to Have a wee breakfast in Teresa's in Cushendun
All of the above are included and you can ask them to Hold the Shrooms !
S'only a Pic
and you can take the shrooms off the plate LOL
Yes Sunday Morning after we get back is a must to Have a wee breakfast in Teresa's in Cushendun
All of the above are included and you can ask them to Hold the Shrooms !
That's not a breakfast ffs, no black or white puddin and what the fuck are them fuckin mushrooms doing there?
He's not a Vegetableist & wouldn't even let them in the same pan
Daisy, is that what Tom gets before he goes to work in the morning
Daisy Duke
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Daisy, is that what Tom gets before he goes to work in the morning
You kidding! That would never fill him
He's not a Vegetableist & wouldn't even let them in the same pan
Daisy, is that what Tom gets before he goes to work in the morning
clip round the ear
You kidding! That would never fill him
lucky to get tea
keep yer beans and plum tomatoes WTF
that hyowj one there is ace just a bit much on the toast tho
Daisy Duke
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Mark I already busted you once with one of my fry up's, I think you'd cry if I set that in front of you
Mark I already busted you once with one of my fry up's, I think you'd cry if I set that in front of you
drank too much tea
Mark I already busted you once with one of my fry up's, I think you'd cry if I set that in front of you
drank too much tea
Clare let's introduce him to One of our very apt sayings
"Yer Ma!" Wind yer Neck in!
PMSL
Daisy Duke
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What he said
Too much tea my arse! You'll never make an Irishman if you don't learn to empty your plate
Too much tea my arse! You'll never make an Irishman if you don't learn to empty your plate
Irish mums are great I'm sure they could whip something to feed an army with what they have in the cupboards and they never take no for an answer. Ah go on you know you do
Hmmm Reminds me of this!
No foolin Mammy
Bit of divelment
You've got to love the Irish Mammy!
Young Paddy invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Paddy's flat mate, Joanne, was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between young Paddy and his flat mate than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Young Paddy volunteered,
'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Joanne & I are just flat mates'.
About a week later, Joanne came to young Paddy saying,
'Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you??
'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Paddy.
So he sat down and wrote
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE.
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN
BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING
EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.?
LOVE PADDY
Several days later, Paddy received an email from his mother which read
DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE,
AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE,
BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW!
LOVE MAM.
