Ive been trying to download the manual that pondlife put on this site some time ago (page 5) but although it seems to have downloaded it,I cant open it. A message just says that it cand decipher the file. I have got Adobe reader 6 installed. I know I am thick but where am I going wrong?
650 manual download.
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ROLLINSDAN
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I've bought a manual on cd, you can have a copy from me FOC 
I think you should add that manual to the TurnerTech catalogue Dan, could be a money spinner. Price £140 delivery.......whenever we feel like it 
By the way people: TurnerTech will soon be open for business, any jobs handled with care and precision................we'll feck em up for ya!!!!
By the way people: TurnerTech will soon be open for business, any jobs handled with care and precision................we'll feck em up for ya!!!!
ROLLINSDAN
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I think you should add that manual to the TurnerTech catalogue Dan, could be a money spinner. Price £140 delivery.......whenever we feel like it
By the way people: TurnerTech will soon be open for business, any jobs handled with care and precision................we'll feck em up for ya!!!!
The sooner the official doors of TurnerTech open the better, was that £140 plus VAT?! With a 6.5 year delivery lead time if you are lucky?
How about the idea of the DU-FATTI modification line, I'm sure that will be another list hot products nobody can get hold of......
I think we'll knock em dead
How about the idea of the DOH-FATTI modification line, I'm sure that will be another list hot products nobody can get hold of......
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TurnerTech rider Stilts:
All you short arses that can't ride a real bike due to it being too tall.........Now fixed. With TurnerTechs rider stilts you can now pleasure yourself silly on any off roader.
Available in 4", 5" and 6" lengths, these little beauts will have you with stitches in minutes ................... Only £87 + FAT (flipfly's added Tax)
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TurnerTech rider Stilts:
All you short arses that can't ride a real bike due to it being too tall.........Now fixed. With TurnerTechs rider stilts you can now pleasure yourself silly on any off roader.
Available in 4", 5" and 6" lengths, these little beauts will have you with stitches in minutes ................... Only £87 + FAT (flipfly's added Tax)
Can I order a set of those please?!
mental the lot of yer.
one question, where are you planning to run turnertech from NOT MY EFIN HOUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. i'm still tryin to find all my tools after this weekends little garage party.
i think if you can offer a delivery date + or - a month i think you'll cave the competition whooped. in fact a date full stop and yer a winner. have you had a reply from "zee germans"
did they say " zee problem iz viz das usless vanker in zee uk, ez not no ver zee farkin pozt oviz is located"
oh well i've got all my bits now (robbed them off a load of gs's i found sitting around in wales)
what rate is FAT charged at, (me recons a steak pasty and a marsbar sould do it)
one question, where are you planning to run turnertech from NOT MY EFIN HOUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. i'm still tryin to find all my tools after this weekends little garage party.
i think if you can offer a delivery date + or - a month i think you'll cave the competition whooped. in fact a date full stop and yer a winner. have you had a reply from "zee germans"
did they say " zee problem iz viz das usless vanker in zee uk, ez not no ver zee farkin pozt oviz is located" oh well i've got all my bits now (robbed them off a load of gs's i found sitting around in wales) what rate is FAT charged at, (me recons a steak pasty and a marsbar sould do it)
kopcat
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I have a question........
Now that I, too, have a GS.......................
....does that mean that MY sanity will be in question very soon too??????
You three have me VERY worried!?!
Now that I, too, have a GS.......................
....does that mean that MY sanity will be in question very soon too??????
You three have me VERY worried!?!
Now that I, too, have a GS.......................
....does that mean that MY sanity will be in question very soon too??????
You three have me VERY worried!?!
You are worried, What about me. I am at least partly responsible for at least two of these. Must have been on the wacky stuff at the time of conception. Still its a great pisstake on a certain firm with delivery difficulties
I've bought a manual on cd, you can have a copy from me FOC
Yes please, but I dont mind paying towards it. Perhapse you would speak to either of my lads for my address. Many thanks.
kopcat
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You are worried, What about me. I am at least partly responsible for at least two of these. Must have been on the wacky stuff at the time of conception. Still its a great pisstake on a certain firm with delivery difficulties
At least you've managed to put some distance between yourself and your two......I live with the other one!?!
Who's fault is that
ere kopcat your choice, I mean you could ditch him and find yourself a new partner, I'm stuck with pastyman and Flipfly. I bet you don't have to lock your fridge when your rellies come round. i've started hiding food and drink in the woods behind the house so's i don't run out after a TURNER family visit .
If you could imagine what it would be like to have 2 18stone locust's visiting your house your on the right track .
Well better get back to finding my tools in the garage, clearing up the empty coke cans and fag butts etc. Wouldn't mind but flipfly's got 2 garages at the back of his place........ .
ere kopcat your choice, I mean you could ditch him and find yourself a new partner, I'm stuck with pastyman and Flipfly. I bet you don't have to lock your fridge when your rellies come round. i've started hiding food and drink in the woods behind the house so's i don't run out after a TURNER family visit
.If you could imagine what it would be like to have 2 18stone locust's visiting your house your on the right track
.Well better get back to finding my tools in the garage, clearing up the empty coke cans and fag butts etc. Wouldn't mind but flipfly's got 2 garages at the back of his place........
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kopcat
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ere kopcat your choice, I mean you could ditch him and find yourself a new partner, I'm stuck with pastyman and Flipfly. I bet you don't have to lock your fridge when your rellies come round. i've started hiding food and drink in the woods behind the house so's i don't run out after a TURNER family visit
If you could imagine what it would be like to have 2 18stone locust's visiting your house your on the right track
Well better get back to finding my tools in the garage, clearing up the empty coke cans and fag butts etc. Wouldn't mind but flipfly's got 2 garages at the back of his place........
you'd better warn us when you're paying a visit then....there's never enough food in our house to feed the pair of us, let alone cater for a Turner visit!?!
TWO garages? That's just selfish!
Are you suggesting I ditch Rollinsdan just because of the company he keeps??? SHOCKING!!!
yeh baby.
look i'm not saying that the turners are bad but here's one of flipfly's chat up lines
" Hi the names FIL, buy name and if your lucky tonight baby you'll find out its by reputation too" how could a girl resist. now you don't want your better half hanging round with such a silver tongued fanny magnet like that, it could rub off on the little guy. nope yer best outa there. .
as for the gs add on's dude I like it, will it fit an ADV and does it come in silver.
look i'm not saying that the turners are bad but here's one of flipfly's chat up lines
" Hi the names FIL, buy name and if your lucky tonight baby you'll find out its by reputation too"
how could a girl resist. now you don't want your better half hanging round with such a silver tongued fanny magnet like that, it could rub off on the little guy. nope yer best outa there. . as for the gs add on's dude I like it, will it fit an ADV and does it come in silver.
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