An adventure into the Cairngorm's from Braemar side

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Some years ago, I and a few other locals I knew, headed out on an adventure into the Cairngorm's from Braemar side. One of the chappies very nice fella, was a Captain or Major in the Territory army, who insisted on leading the way, So off we troded. Some 5 miles in, he told us to rest a bit, while he scouted on ahead with his binoculars. Proper nice chap again I thought, but equally tiring listening to him telling us of his many adventures in the outer reaches of India.
When he came back he plopped down his rucksack, and walked around drinking his newly poured tea.

While he wasn't looking a good pal of mine equally fed up of him, placed 2 rather large stones into the bottom of his rucksack, which was close by.

Off we jolly go he said, waving to us relaxing in the nice mid day sun, soon we was more than 7 miles out, couple of the girls looked tired, so I called too the, said Captain, could we turn about soon for the sake of the poor lassies.
Only another mile to go he shouts, then we can rest up again. Which we did, again leaving his rucksack behind trodded off up the path.....Perfect another 2 large stones into the bottom of his rucksack ..soon he will notice, we thought.

It worked, 150 yards, he turned and said " Plenty for today chappies, lets head back, over this way", Okay lead on, right through a blooming marsh bog he led us....was not best pleased neither where the poor lassies.
We eventually found the correct route back, which was 10 miles further that anticipated for the day.
Strange thing is he never, noticed the stones, not even a change in his stride, so power to him he must have been fitter than we all thought...reckon on a good 15-20 kgs added.

But he did mention he must be getting rather old these days, and less fit, he struggled on the inclines a bit.....:green gri

We never heard from him after that 1 time.....wonder why?

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I have cut this from the opening post.

Richard
 
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Not really a walking story, but we did something similar to a guy on a building site.

We had a room sat aside for all our tools etc, but this chap dragged his massive tool bag all over site with him.
Someone put 3 house bricks in it, he dragged it around for a week before he spotted them lol

The same lad who put the house bricks in the bag, while staying in digs working away, put shit loads of condoms in a lads clothing bag on the day he was going home.
Apparently the lad gave the bag to his misses for washing... oops
We had to explain it was a practical joke, she was going to leave him!
 


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