Bikeless

[fatbaldbob]

Today for the first time since I was 16, I am without a bike, I have slowly sold off 4 bikes and a trike in the last year and the last to go was my 1150GSA yesterday, which is now in it's new home south of the border to a fellow tosser from the forum

Now for the good news, collect my F800GS this Fri are there many others out there in the SS?

I may well regrete the discision but you don't know until you try these things.

 

[Jazbee]

Klanky has one

 

[Deleted account rno]

Klanky has one

In the Hitler mode?

 

[weewan]

I may well regrete the discision but you don't know until you try these things.[/QUOTE]

You will, you wont miss the other bikes but the 1150 is in a different league -------

 

[arcboutant]

'but the 1150 is in a different league'

Yup.......................... I concur whole-heartedly

 

[Klanky]

Today for the first time since I was 16, I am without a bike, I have slowly sold off 4 bikes and a trike in the last year and the last to go was my 1150GSA yesterday, which is now in it's new home south of the border to a fellow tosser from the forum

Now for the good news, collect my F800GS this Fri are there many others out there in the SS?

I may well regrete the discision but you don't know until you try these things.

Fear not O Obese Alopeciad' Robert

A whole new world awaits you.

A world that involves actually being able to pick your bike up when you drop it.

A world of reasonable wieght and size.

A world of riding like a complete twat and going flickety flick as opposed to wallowing like a Fellows Morton and Clayton narrowboat in a hurricane.

A world where stupid amounts of distance can be travelled on an amount of fuel that would not be possible to drown a vole in.

A world where people stop, look and say "that's a fekkin smart looking bike, you good looking chap, you" as opposed to saying " Ooh, look it's Charley and Ewan".......

A world where the lardy GS 1100/1150/1200 has ruled as a stumbling child-king for too long!

A world where all will soon kneel before the almighty GS800 and recognise it as the One True God amongst Tossers. Kneel and weep, you Heretics!

















oooh, I need a lie down, now.

 

[fatbaldbob]

Thanks Klanky, Now I feel better already, its seems I can feel my hair magically growing again and the weight falling off me, maybe my body adapted to being fat and heavy like a GSA and soon I'll be lithe and athletic again, but will it make me more attactive to women too

 

[Klanky]

Thanks Klanky, Now I feel better already, its seems I can feel my hair magically growing again and the weight falling off me, maybe my body adapted to being fat and heavy like a GSA and soon I'll be lithe and athletic again, but will it make me more attactive to women too

The 800 light hath shineth upon you.


Abeit somewhat dim. The headlights' shite.......

 

[fatbaldbob]

The 800 light hath shineth upon you.


Abeit somewhat dim. The headlights' shite.......

Ahh but mine comes with extras:

 

[Diamaduk]

Good lookin bike, congratulations, I guess you overcame the Inverness to IOM travel charges. It will be money well spent, its a great bike.

Jimmy

 

[fatbaldbob]

Yep..

Flying Inverness to Manchester, Train to Liverpool, ferry to IOM, Ferry back to Heysham, ride home. Simple! and all at the fraction of the cost for a direct flight to IOM.

I just hope its worth it.

 

[Rushy]

Ahh but mine comes with extras:

Now that is a very , very nice looking bike sir

I didnt know you could get them all black like that

 

[skyenet]

Now that is a very , very nice looking bike sir

Cracking looking bike

 

[annieones]

Ahh but mine comes with extras:

Bob fantastic looking bike. You should have a Collector's model F800GS to sit on your "mantle piece" and i know just where to get one........ check out either link and you might just win one. Good luck. Ann

http://www.motorradcentral.com/2007/iframepages/newsdeals.asp

http://www.motorradcentraleast.com/2007/iframepages/newsdeals.asp

 

[Klanky]

Now that is a very , very nice looking bike sir

I didnt know you could get them all black like that

+1 Wot Rushy said.

Verrrry nice in black.

 

[weewan]

Have to admit your F800GS is one smart looking bike enjoy , almost as nice as my new steed

 

[garfield]

FFS Klanky I had the music to a Disney song going through my head as I read this..... .....

Fear not O Obese Alopeciad' Robert

A whole new world awaits you.

A world that involves actually being able to pick your bike up when you drop it.

A world of reasonable wieght and size.

A world of riding like a complete twat and going flickety flick as opposed to wallowing like a Fellows Morton and Clayton narrowboat in a hurricane.

A world where stupid amounts of distance can be travelled on an amount of fuel that would not be possible to drown a vole in.

A world where people stop, look and say "that's a fekkin smart looking bike, you good looking chap, you" as opposed to saying " Ooh, look it's Charley and Ewan".......

A world where the lardy GS 1100/1150/1200 has ruled as a stumbling child-king for too long!

A world where all will soon kneel before the almighty GS800 and recognise it as the One True God amongst Tossers. Kneel and weep, you Heretics!

















oooh, I need a lie down, now.

 

[fatbaldbob]

Off to the IOM to collect the bike tomorrow, all being well will be home on Sat night, will try and post a few pics if I get the chance.

 

[Klanky]

FFS Klanky I had the music to a Disney song going through my head as I read this..... .....

Sorry Garfud, haven't got a clue what music yer finkin of.

Give us a YouTube clue?

 

[raboomdea]

Sorry Garfud, haven't got a clue what music yer finkin of.

Give us a YouTube clue?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLRKdB7orn0

And it's even sung by a pair of tossers...