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Why spend £9.99 when you can get the same info for free - just google death clock.

http://www.deathclock.com/

I am due to die on August 4th 2060. I better get around to putting those shelves up that the wife has been asking me to do....

Mike
 
a ghost has been sighted?

WTF?!...hmmm...
apparently i died on October 31st.
that would explain a lot.

Oghost
 
That's all right Rob, I go the year before you so I'll keep you a seat near the fire...


EDIT - Damn, just realised that that would make me the same age as my old man when he died.

I wonder how they can work out which day her husband will return home early with his shotgun? Well, that's assuming I get to go the way I want to, of course.
 
Ohh well Monday, August 7, 2045 seems to be the day. Now should I eat this mars bar or delay it by another day....feckitt Monday, August 7, 2045 it is then :)
 


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