

Have a good run today.Main task today is set off without dropping the bike. Should be ok though as the lock is in a flat boring field somewhere.
Today we will be having a ride out mainly on flat straight roads with nothing to see and will probably be eating non German food.
Good thing is weather is looking good so we will try and have a nice day.
Thanks for all the comments so far. Especially those who have never been
I'm sure I will post some pictures of nothing later.
You're in the back of beyond and you still use a disc lock? You're right, you are an idiot.She also helped hold it up when I dropped it setting off this morning. Luckily some small scratches on bottom of headers and that was all. Could have been a lot worse.
My fault because I'm an idiot.
Forgot to take disc lock off.

There is a good reason for that.... when I rode up through Baltic Germany and Denmark, most of it was featureless and uninspiring, not even alleviated by good alcohol. The rolling hills area of Denmark is OK, but the wetlands are all the same, everywhere.In between the pee taking, it’s interesting to hear about and see, an area where not so many Brit’s have visited.
Well, I for one am enjoying your innovative slant on a Ride Report Doc. Making me laugh over breakfast. Keep it coming .Main task today is set off without dropping the bike. Should be ok though as the lock is in a flat boring field somewhere.
Today we will be having a ride out mainly on flat straight roads with nothing to see and will probably be eating non German food.
Good thing is weather is looking good so we will try and have a nice day.
Thanks for all the comments so far. Especially those who have never been
I'm sure I will post some pictures of nothing later.
You're in the back of beyond and you still use a disc lock? You're right, you are an idiot.
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No.Any dried blood on the knife you found?

Today's mistake was setting off down the road on the wrong side. Wondered why our lass was shouting at me.Well, I for one am enjoying your innovative slant on a Ride Report Doc. Making me laugh over breakfast. Keep it coming .![]()

I employ a far more effective form of motorcycle security, in addition to 1lb of salted butter, that is to have a motorcycle so undignified as to be of no interest to any self respecting scrote!Given that it takes well under a minute to fit and (usually) the same to remove safely, it is a simple basic precaution. Do be sure to call when someone nicks your bike by wheeling it away.
PS Forgetting that it’s fitted, is another matter entirely.
I told you to always stop on the correct side of the road.Today's mistake was setting off down the road on the wrong side. Wondered why our lass was shouting at me.![]()
She was propping the feckin thing up.how come Jayne didn't take a blackmail picture , of you under the bike ?