Fuck 'em, they never find me. OR, slow down.
Yes, ish. And, err, yes.
The first was notification from Budget car rental that they had received a request for driver details from the authorities. From the time and date i was able to work out to within a few miles where I was when I 'allegedly' exceeded le speed limit. However, 18 months on I have heard nothing else.
10 months later I get the dreaded letter through the post for my second infraction. By this time we had moved to France, and I was driving our french plated car, showing some visiting friends around the area. FLASH!!!! SAME FECKING CAMERA!!! Saw it that time! Thankfully, the speed was measured at 79kph in a 70. Speedo showed 82-83. Minus the 5kph allowance put me at 74, which allowed me to quickly pay the €48ish fine, with no points. The bigger is that had I gone into the 'points zone', then I would have been required to exchange my UK licence for a french one!
I know none of this is a lot of use. However, even though we aren't in the EU, or Schengen area, there are still routes available for EU countries to get UK keeper details if they really want them.
Bear in mind that france have now made exceeding the speed limit by 50kph a criminal offence with a possible custodial sentence. So you can bet that if you casually cruise into a village at say 100kph in a posted 90, miss the red bordered village name sign (AKA 50kph speed limit), and don't quite get the 'Zone Trente' shortly after, then they could be looking for you as part of a criminal investigation for doing 60mph in a 20!
So you can bet your ass that they are going to make the lawful request to the DVLA for your details. And what are the chances of them declining, especially as Herr Burnham suggests merging them with the DVSA!?!?!?!