How much of a twat would I look...

[Stevie4scoops]

I'm sure you'd look fine. If I wanted one, it fitted etc I wouldn't care what others thought. It's not as if it's pink with 'I'm a cnut' written on the back

 

[Rusty]

No No No ... not at any time could I bring myself to wear that ... the answer then is "MASSIVE" twat.

 

[Nutty]

You’d look like a twat. But would be very comfortable. Get it!

 

[Deleted account 200123001]

...in one of these?

https://www.bahnstormer.co.uk/product/rallye-competition-jacket/

If the bike your riding is clean and on road tyres an uber twat.

It's a nice looking jacket but I'd need to get some mud on it from using it as would have been originally intended.

Edit.


I have to agree with wileeeeeey

I'd think you were a sad old tosser who slow jerks to Missenden Flyer videos with Yankee candles lit

It's too much of a good insult.

 

[JerseyNeil]

Of course. No point in doing things by halves...

In fuckin-deed......

 

[Victor c]

I have the GS Dry suit https://www.bahnstormer.co.uk/product/gs-dry-jacket/

I think it looks more of a twat suit, than the standard twat suit. But it is so comfortable, waterproof and vented

 

[richardbd]

In fuckin-deed......

Oooh - get the coordinating panniers

 

[Deleted account 210901001]

Depends. Out riding you would look normal or just like you love the brand or you couldn't be bothered to go to Infinity etc.

If I saw you in Sainsbury's wearing the full kit with a peaked enduro helmet I'd think you were a sad old tosser who slow jerks to Missenden Flyer videos with Yankee candles lit and avoid.

I get as far as,

“Hello kids it the Missen.....”

Then I mess my curtains


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[Andi_archer]

You’d look like a twat. But would be very comfortable. Get it!

Wouldnt do when hes riding his Hardley though now would it the chaps just wouldnt go well with the yellow.

 

[vRSG60]

"Please note that the Competition version of the Rallye suit is not supplied with waterproof liners" Do the Rallye liners fit it though

 

[richardbd]

"Please note that the Competition version of the Rallye suit is not supplied with waterproof liners" Do the Rallye liners fit it though

Not sure. The liner jacket would be useful but the idea of waterproof liners that your can only wear INSIDE your troos is completely barmy, so I don't care about them...

 

[JerseyNeil]

Oooh - get the coordinating panniers

Shit or bust is my motto

 

[Arsey]

Shit or bust is my motto

You may as well drop the “or bust” then

 

[richardbd]

Shit or bust is my motto

Man after my own heart...

 

[Deleted account 210901001]

Good to see that the rear cyclist is conforming to the colour scheme.

Impressive that getting the locals on board


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[Delboy777]

From a virgin welsh sheep?

No such beast exists. Far to many Tossers around for that to be the case.

 

[JerseyNeil]

You may as well drop the “or bust” then

Fair enough. We can't all be a classy as you

 

[solidstate100]

WTF is "technical wool"??

Normal wool but with the marketing term "technical" placed in front of it, thus allowing manufactures to charge a premium.

 

[Bubb]

Technical wool..... is it like tactical wool ..ie; black with all the labels removed?

 

[richardbd]

Technical wool..... is it like tactical wool ..ie; black with all the labels removed?

No - that’s tactical wool. This is technical wool...