Any top tips?

and likes to look after them 
Manuals and instructions are for people who don't know what there are doing. Don't worry, after six months riding you will know the bike intimately.
Reading bike manuals in a public place? Very pervy. Manuals and instructions are for people who don't know what there are doing. Don't worry, after six months riding you will know the bike intimately.
"Whats that you're reading"
"Big Jugs and Spank monthly"
"Oh, thank feck for that,last month I had to sit next to someone for 9 hours reading bike maintenance manual, kept looking at all the pictures and made moaning sounds"







Wasnt Proff was it, I mean the first bit , After all his push rod tubes near rusted through![]()

Should we trust Proff ? He got me a g/s the other day...and now I have to spend another £4,000 odd !!![]()



Garage !!!!![]()





PML well you could always move down here
away from the Scallys !


Just had a survey on my newly levelled ground..only to be told I need to remove another two feet down as the ground is to soft
.... I think it may be time to abort this expensive luxury 
'SCALLYS'...that's racist that is![]()
Just had a survey on my newly levelled ground..only to be told I need to remove another two feet down as the ground is to soft
.... I think it may be time to abort this expensive luxury
All YOUR fault Proff![]()


I thought it was Pikeys
Best but another bike for the garage, then the cost of the garage per bike has halved![]()




