Fuck me , you talk some shite !
Call them what you want but they are definitely a substitute for a motorbike , given that it can do all a motorbike can .
Dunno why you need to pigeon hole everything . It’s a very British trait needing to fit into a perceived group and conforming . The French and Spanish don’t seem to have such hang ups and enjoy and embrace all forms of two wheel transport .
I toyed with bringing my Vstrom 800 on this trip but didn’t have the miles done for first service and always planned to bring the X-ADV . So pleased I did as it’s perfect for these roads . Obviously that’s my opinion and you’d be looking in every shop window to see how stupid you thought you looked .
On a different theme , I’m surprised how many 1300GSAs we’ve seen today , and often in the middle of the road around a corner . FFS