It's a bit cheesy......

[Schtum]

.....isn't it.

 

[Blackal]

This?.....................

 

[AberdeenAngus]

I see they dug Rod Stewart up. You can hardly see the wires.

 

[Schtum]

This?.....................

Naw ye daft bam - that's no' Weegie cheese, is it...?

 

[AberdeenAngus]

Few empty seats...

 

[AberdeenAngus]

Susan Boyle was a bit shit.

 

[gerarddwatts]

.....isn't it.

Is that embra for fackin dreadful??

 

[Giles]

I'm glad I live near Dover ....

 

[Schtum]

I'm glad I live near Dover ....

So are we.....

 

[freeloader]

I thought it was a remake of the White Heather Club.

 

[Mr K]

I give in: You can have independance.

 

[columbus]

Thingummyjig is next

 

[Schtum]

I give in: You can have independance [sic].

That's very kind of you, Sir.....

 

[Fluffmeister]

No Proclaimers ..... 500 miles and no Proclaimers, sacrilege. Susan Boyle murdered Mull of Kintyre, but Amy McDonald was quite easy on the eye, it's picking up now though.

 

[DTB]

I'll be surprised if they get through the ceremony without one of the terriers taking a shit on the floor.

 

[david a hall]

Do we still own these places?

 

[Fanum]

.....isn't it.

Your washing machine didn't get the niff out then?

 

[columbus]

:scotsman . Looks like we make guid cheese. :scotsman

 

[Bryn]

It were shit

 

[Coolcarbon]

Where was Andy Stewart, a party is never complete without Donald missing his troosers..