Kin ell.....

[Mort]

...It's cold out there been out with the dogs for a walk the cold was actually painfull. I was going out on the bike tomorrow, the car's looking good instead

 

[Mr K]

Van's getting about 400 miles per tank of diesel instead of 500, because I'm running the engine during lunch for the heater.

 

[Borderraider]

I was going out on the bike tomorrow, the car's looking good instead

I've noticed the way you stroke the leather steering wheel

 

[Mr K]

I've noticed the way you stroke the leather steering wheel

Backless driving gloves with knuckle cut-aways, I bet...

 

[captainpugwash]

you big soft sh*te mort your from the NORTH EAST lol

 

[Mort]

you big soft,old, broken, sh*te mort your from the NORTH EAST lol

You missed a couple of adjectives out

 

[Beetle2112]

you big soft Broken Smelly sh*te mort with a questionable taste in porn your from the NORTH EAST lol

Fixed it properly

 

[captainpugwash]