Back home - the denouement and final thoughts
We arrived home yesterday, just about 24 hours ago, from Ypres to our front door, via the Eurotunnel and the M25 (which we surprisingly sailed around) was a final leg of 248 miles. I will try and summarise our trip with, hopefully , some advice and some personal thoughts.
First of all, wherever you go in the world, you can't beat that comfortable feeling of returning to your own home and bed, I think it is a primeval instinct that has developed in us as our species has evolved. It represents stability, shelter and security, somewhere where we feel safe, I'm sure those of you aware of Maslow's theory of human needs will understand this.
Our final journey was uneventful, we had a bit of a rabbit warren making our way out of Ypres to travel the 14 miles to the A25 from where it is a total doddle with Calais and Tunnel Sous Le Manche superbly signposted. We left at about 9.15 to give us plenty of time in case of traffic issues, our scheduled train was 12.20 and we arrived so far ahead of time the machine at the barrier gave us the option of the 11.20 train at no cost, naturally we took it. We followed the many signs for Boarding, Embarquement or Grande Bretagne, did both passport controls and found ourselves sat in sunshine in the queue.
There was a blip, I reminded Alena to have the house keys available for when we arrived at the front door. After six weeks she had forgotten where she had put them! I told her that when we were on the train she had better use the crossing time to find them. This involved going through every single bag in the boot, I was told to bugger off as I "wasn't helping" with my typical husband comments along the lines of "you had one f*cking job to do", were not welcomed. Who knew eh?

To avoid a major domestic I sat in the car listening to music while she emptied luggage bags for the world to see until eventually success. Ten minutes later we emerged into daylight and we were off - I had to remind myself to drive on the left after six weeks of being on the opposite side of the road. With the hour we had gained from coming back to GB the ETA showed just before 14.00.
The house obviously felt cold and had a slight musty smell, on with the heating and also the kettle for the first decent cuppa since leaving in January, something I sorely missed. During our absence a neighbour had been collecting our mail and keeping an eye on things, I also told him to use our drive to park his car as he only has on street parking, this would give the impression that the house was not empty. We have bought his two girls some Belgian chocs and I've got him a decent bottle of wine for his trouble. Before leaving we had emptied the fridge and the two fridge freezers, turned them off and given the food away. I proposed we order a Chinese meal for dinner but Alena volunteered to walk to a local Asda and get some bits and bobs, TBH I was a bit disappointed as I quite fancied a chicken and mushroom curry but hey ho.
We emptied the luggage bags and, given the amount of clothes that went back into the wardrobes that we never wore it was obvious we had taken too much. I took some shorts and summer shirts but it was never warm enough to wear them, and there was other stuff that never saw the light of day.
A novelty was watching TV last night, apart from some six nations rugby this was the first time I had tuned in since we left home.
Onto the trip
Mileage
Door to door was 4656 miles, I was amazed at how frugal the SLK is when on a motorway in cruise control between 70-75mph, often returning low to mid 50s mpg. This is not far off a year's driving for us, all in just six weeks. Diesel is cheaper on mainland Europe than the UK.
Accommodation
We used a combination of AirBnBs and hotels. When booking an AirBnB I set the filters for Wi-Fi, heating, kitchen and free parking. It is fair to say though the free parking was sometimes not quite what it seemed especially in some of he ancient Italian towns with scarily narrow streets. I also found that it was possible to book an fully contained apartment on Booking.com, our last two nights in Ypres being a very good example. We used hotels when we just wanted to enjoy a breakfast prepared by somebody else and to eat dinner in the hotel restaurant when we couldn't be arsed ourselves. It was all about balance and I think we got it about right.
Food
Food is more expensive on mainland Europe, even in Lidl and Aldi. As an example, when we arrived in Ypres we went to Lidl, a single shopping bag full of food cost us €45; I have just been shopping this morning to Lidl and paid just £63 for three shopping bags full. Even with the price rises we have seen over the last few months it would seem that we are still better off than the EU countries. I must admit that this did surprise me but it was a continuing theme throughout our travels.
Kindness of Strangers
I have mentioned this previously, on many occasions we were the beneficiaries of the kindness of strangers when needing help in a number of instances. People, regardless of race and ethnicity, are in the main kind hearted and often see it as their responsibility to help a guest or stranger to their country. We were always grateful for their help and Alena now has a new Russian friend Alla, who we met in Cefula on Sicily who let us use her secure parking slot at her apartment for the week we were there. I believe that you can attract kindness by having an open, friendly and approachable demeanour. We always make a point of saying hello and smiling to complete strangers wherever we are, you'll be amazed at what interactions develop from such a simple human act and you never know who you end up talking to. They say travel broadens the mind and if you are prepared to make an effort you reap the rewards.
Local plod
As described earlier, we had two encounters with local plod in Italy and both times we were treated in a very fair and friendly manner and also given assistance - it is all about passing the attitude test and again a friendly smile and an apology for causing inconvenience goes a long way.
Scenery and Ancient History
We were privileged to see some fantastic scenery, even when travelling on motorways. Italy in particular is festooned with ancient history, from incredibly old towns whose foundations go back to Iron Age times to amazing places like Pompeii and the Valley of Temples at Agregento on Sicily. It made us realise just how much there is to see on this earth and what incredible feats humans can achieve collectively when they are motivated and driven to create something special.
Travel Fatigue
At times I had what I can only describe as travel fatigue on a few occasions; I found myself yearning to be back home and I was finding living out of a suitcase becoming just a little tedious. It made me think of these round the world travellers such as Itchy Boots and our own Sam Manicom and Simon and Lisa Thomas and I did wonder how they managed to find the drive and resolve to keep moving on constantly. I guess i am not cut out to be an RTW traveller or maybe it is something you need to tackle when you have the youthful drive to take on the challenge.
Alena's Travel Anxiety
Many of you are aware of our bike accident last September when we were taken out by a driver changing lanes. It has not affected me in anyway, I was back on the bike as soon as I was able to but it is obvious that mentally it has impacted Alena. Often on difficult twisty roads she was obviously not relaxed, she visibly tightens up and her hands involuntary reach out for the dashboard (the Amalfi Coast in particular) and she is constantly telling me things like car approaching, sharp bend, solid white line, lorry on the right, car overtaking and so on, Despite the fact that on several occasions I told her that my eyes are not painted on and I did not need her to give me a commentary. This is clearly indicative of her state of mind when travelling and has become significant since the accident. I have asked her if she will ever get back on the bike again and she is totally non-committal, my feeling is that when it comes to crunch time that the answer will be no. This will be a huge shame as for the last 20 years touring on the bike has been a massive part of our life; we toured Scotland on honeymoon and have since returned, and have also travelled to Ireland, Wales, France, Portugal, Spain, Germany, Belgium, Italy, Morocco and South Africa.
Payments
I paid for the vast majority of things using a Halifax Mastercard which I took out especially for travelling as it does not charge commission on Euro to Sterling conversions or on taking out Euros at ATMs. I used it for fuel, food and booking accommodation. If I booked anything in sterling such as the Eurotunnel I sued my Tesco Mastercard and I always had my Co-op Current Account card as a final backup. The toll charges were paid automatically from the Wise card I took out which offers payment options in many currencies. Having a TelePass toll tag was definitely one of the best things I have done and I recommend it.
I need to replace the GS that was trashed very soon as Spring approaches, I might well find that in future I am going touring with my mates for shorter periods while Alena does something else. Who knows.
Tomorrow the SLK will get a good clean as I try and remove the grime that it is encrusted with during the journey. Time to get the pressure washer out.
Thanks for reading all, hope you enjoyed it, even my philosophical rambling and sharing my thoughts. It's a big world out there, go out and enjoy it, just waiting for the credit card bill to arrive.
PS. Sorry no pics this time
