Lost all faith

with that severe lack of horse power, as can be seen from Arseys graph I agree :D

Please don't talk about that.:tears

My XR was putting out 162bhp at the rear wheel. What have I done?:P
 
I just want to thank you all I was having a boring day at the office then read all 13 pages of this post...my secretary came in to see what I was laughing about. Hilarious.

I get that you feel let down but honestly BMW have offered a refund, they have complied with their legal obligations, not their fault that you don't want to take it because you feel there is no other bike out there for you.

Please please take the refund I have work to do and cannot sit here reading more pages on this post...I will get the sack.

Then I will have to get my Mum to call my boss and say it wasn't my fault I was reading a hilarious GSER post all day.
 
When you wee yourself to keep warm and the taste of vomit is a pleasant change from salt water, that's when you know your life is getting exciting...

Pah that's nothing, when I were a lad and we'd go winter windsurfing we used to piss in each other's wetsuits and chew on each other's vomit just to stay warm..

Sarcasm aside we have poured coffee from flasks down our boots to warm our feet up!

Have we gone off topic yet?
 
When you wee yourself to keep warm and the taste of vomit is a pleasant change from salt water, that's when you know your life is getting exciting. Ever had your wellies blown off with water pressure into a wave?.... haha

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Oh FFS! that's shag-all................ :blast

Ted Knight summed it up (first 30 secs)............. a classic!


Al :thumb
 
I didn't need to get my mum involved when BMW replaced my bike, perhaps they only replaced it because it was engine and final drive corrosion and not mechanical. If mechanical I think he should get his mum to speak to Mr Heath ��
 
LC

Well, having read all this, and remember some of the OP's original post (and that he did get offered a new bike, but was mithering about the cost of replacing keys etc etc)......
It's been informative, and fun to read.

I must add: My 2016 R1200GS (NOT Adventure) bought second hand with 1k miles on it (in fastest Red colour) from Vines HAS BEEN SUPERB!
(BMW please not just in case I have a problem in the future!......LOL:thumb2)

OP;.... as has been said: TAKE THE REFUND, make like a bridge, and get over it


Ride safe y'all

Bubb
 
Oh FFS! that's shag-all................ :blast

Haha, the nearest you've ever been to danger at sea is your chips being attacked by an Aberdeen Seagull.

When you wake up at dawn and the halyards are frozen to the deck, freezing fog hides the sun and the constant clatter whipping against the bare masts.

Then off to clubhouse for breakfast and bucks fizz darling before the second Cannon.

Followed by hours of puking, shouting and drama... and thats just trying to get the bloody thing out of the Marina.
 
Haha, the nearest you've ever been to danger at sea is your chips being attacked by an Aberdeen Seagull.

Still a top-qualified marine engineer with all the sea time required to gain that and 30 yrs of revalidations :D

As the old-timers used to tell me: "I was flitting ashore - when you were shitting the floor" :D

Al :thumb2
 
Still a top-qualified marine engineer with all the sea time required to gain that and 30 yrs of revalidations :D

As the old-timers used to tell me: "I was flitting ashore - when you were shitting the floor" :D

Al :thumb2

Ok you win :beerjug: I only turned up for the free food :P
 
I see it all turned into yet another pissing contest, you complete and utter fucking wankers.

Shame they have vaginas to piss out of

Well I'm getting my money back
After going to see the GM at Marshall BMW today and him not giving a fuck I'm well off and out of bmw now and thank fuck for that

Oh and by the way wtf is all this about my mum ?
Childish mother fuckers I hope the gearbox locks on you when you try And shift down to slow up for a corner and it fucking jams in gear

Last post by me as I'm done with all your childish shit
 
Shame they have vaginas to piss out of

Well I'm getting my money back
After going to see the GM at Marshall BMW today and him not giving a fuck I'm well off and out of bmw now and thank fuck for that

Oh and by the way wtf is all this about my mum ?
Childish mother fuckers I hope the gearbox locks on you when you try And shift down to slow up for a corner and it fucking jams in gear

Last post by me as I'm done with all your childish shit

About your mum? I think it was a suggestion that perhaps the grown-ups could negotiate a better result - if you were sent to play in the sand-pit.

A;
 
I hope the gearbox locks on you when you try And shift down to slow up for a corner and it fucking jams in gear ...



Ummmmm ..... if yer slowing down on your gearbox then yer system is wrong .... that's what yer brakes are for.

Just saying like ....
 
Shame they have vaginas to piss out of

Well I'm getting my money back
After going to see the GM at Marshall BMW today and him not giving a fuck I'm well off and out of bmw now and thank fuck for that

Oh and by the way wtf is all this about my mum ?
Childish mother fuckers I hope the gearbox locks on you when you try And shift down to slow up for a corner and it fucking jams in gear

Last post by me as I'm done with all your childish shit

Oh my god please dont go, we're only on Page 14...
 


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