Mort

[Borderraider]

Glasgow..1:30am this morning:jeiger

 

[Mr K]

Sexy as feck!

 

[MacFarlane]

Suit from M&S

 

[Borderraider]

Suit from M&S

Asda trainers

 

[Morticia]

What time is he due back in Burton's window?

 

[garfield]

I take it he was first up in Court in the morning.....

 

[rockchunk]

is that one o them james bond mobiles

 

[Mort]

As you can see I got all the way to Glasgow before I'd thought of packing some proper shoes

 

[Sir James]

What time is he due back in Burton's window?

He'll get a F@cking slap if he tries to climb in my window ........

Midget Masons ..........................

You've got to luv'em .........................................

 

[(RIP) petcul]

Asda trainers

Tie by Oxfam

 

[Mort]

Tie by Oxfam

Actually the tie is by Lodge Oatlands 1005

No excuse for the shoes though

 

[(RIP) petcul]

Actually the tie is by Lodge Oatlands 1005

No excuse for the shoes though

Even better then. It was free

 

[abrasion]

Is that sgt Bilco sat behind him?

 

[Mort]

Is that sgt Bilco sat behind him?

Who can say?.....it's a secret