where the motorcycle is in the proximity of
Post Covid and the raft of millions of pounds of ‘non-damage’ claims that followed, the courts have declared the words ‘In the proximity of….’ and the like, to be meaningless and unenforceable.
Consumer legislation and / or other laws, are there to protect the man on the Clapham omnibus. Any restriction, warranty or pre-condition has to be seen as reasonable in order to be enforceable. Just be sensible and all will be well.
What does ‘sensible’ mean?
A. Wash your motorcycle on the drive, just like any normal person would.
B. Don’t leave your motorcycle on your drive when you have finished drying and pampering it, whilst you “Just nip indoors for a minute” which in reality turns into two or more hours whilst you have a dump, eat scran, sup brew, kip, pat the dog, scratch your bollocks and watch the qualification for British Superbikes.
C. Fill your motorcycle at the petrol station near your house, pay for the fuel and ride off, just like any normal person would.
D. Don’t park / abandon your motorcycle at the petrol station near your house, unless you are really forced to; if (for instance) it suffers a breakdown at that moment. Quite why you’d otherwise abandon / park your bike at the petrol station near your house is a mystery.
Above all, don’t engage with the chimps in the call centre, dreaming up scenarios….. unless you are as bored / brain dead as they are.