Muffs - Outdoor Safety

[original_concept]

We're BMW owners, don't cha know.... Worry about everything, just in case [1]...


[1] top box, panniers.. etc

 

[Dahoum]

Just smear the outside of the muffs with dung (you can choose which animal for the source) then not only will the scrotes not remove them, but they probably won't touch the rest of your bike either - win - win situation

now dont confuse the young OP with bringing the finer technical points of the difference between muffs and shite bags* into the thread
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* there's a search button

 

[Carefulkev]

Just smear the outside of the muffs with dung (you can choose which animal for the source) then not only will the scrotes not remove them, but they probably won't touch the rest of your bike either - win - win situation

Should spare dung be carried in the panniers

 

[Steptoe]

Com'on, be realistic. Who wants to put their hands in another mans well used smelly muff.

 

[DavidJames]

Com'on, be realistic. Who wants to put their hands in another mans well used smelly muff.

Who said anything about hands

 

[rocks]

cable ties

Just cable tied them on.
It's not as if many of these crims carry knives is it??